[There are new Log Lady introductions from the Bravo airings (thanks to Jim Pellman)] [This is a very long file (around 5000 lines) and contains no page breaks.] The ^Twin Peaks^ Timeline Compiled by Ed Nomura This timeline covers only events mentioned or that have taken place in the United States version of the television series Twin Peaks and the movie Twin Peaks - Fire Walk With Me. Material from other books or tapes and the so-called "Euroversion" has been ignored. There are spoilers all throughout so don't even read about an episode if you haven't seen the entire series or movie and don't want spoilers. I have tried to include everything, even if it creates conflicts in continuity. For the most part, Twin Peaks shows events in order so this also doubles as a detailed episode guide. All events listed after an episode are shown or are mentioned in that episode unless otherwise stated. To get to a particular episode, do a search for the string "Episode xxxx" where xxxx is the number of the episode in question. (i.e., 2007 corresponds to season two, episode seven) (Cooper to Doc, 1002) means Cooper mentions an event to Doc in episode 1002. This timeline is based off of one begun by Jerry Boyajian. Many thanks go to Ed Hughes, Thomas Michanek, David Coufal and all others on alt.tv.twin-peaks whose help has been invaluable. A compressed copy will be made available via anonymous ftp at audrey.levels.unisa.edu.au (130.220.16.88) in pub/twin-peaks/timeline.Z This timeline is for private use only and may be distributed freely. Ed Nomura enomura@san.rr.com -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The ^Twin Peaks^ Timeline 1913 (approx) (Truman to Sternwood, 2005) -- Joshua Palmer, Leland's grandfather, brings over the family ?? (Jerry to Ben, 2008) -- Ben, Jerry, and Louise Dombrowski dancing on the hook rug 1959 (Will to Cooper, 2001) -- Elks Club fire 1962 (Will and Truman to Cooper, 2010) -- Dwayne Milford first runs for mayor 1965 (approx) -- Windom Earle may have begun searching for the Black Lodge (Cooper to Truman, 2021) -- FBI loans out Earle to the Air Force (Gordon to Cooper, 2018) -- Ed and Norma get together ("for 4 years," Ed to Cooper, 2001) 1969 (Briggs to Cooper, 2013) -- Project Bluebook officially disbanded 1969 (approx) -- Bookhouse Boys formed ("going on 20 years now," Truman to Cooper, 1003) -- Eileen gets love letters from Ben ("20 years," Ben to Eileen, 2018) -- Norma runs off with Hank. Ed and Nadine get together and marry. On the honeymoon, Ed shoots out Nadine's eye accidentally. (Ed to Cooper, 2001) Mar ("20th anniversary," Shelly to Norma, 2021) -- Norma wins the first Miss Twin Peaks pageant Apr -- Hank and Norma get married ("20 years ago, next month," Hank to Norma, 1007) -- Norma begins working at the RR ("20 years this April," Norma to Nadine, 2007) Jul (one of Jacoby's umbrellas, 1007) -- Jacoby's umbrella from Kahala Hilton 1971 Dec?? -- Eileen gets pregnant by Ben Horne 1972 Jul 24 (Diary) -- Laura Palmer is born 1974 (Cooper to Jerry, 2008) -- Jerry graduates last in his class of 142 from Gonzaga University Aug (one of Jacoby's umbrellas, 1007) -- Jacoby's umbrella: I first lay eyes on Mimsey ?? (Audrey to Donna, 1002) -- Ben sings to Laura 1981 (approx) (Catherine to Pete, 2014) -- Eckhardt plans Andrew's death 1982 (approx) ("for 3 years," Cooper to Truman, 2014) -- Cooper and Earle begin playing chess everyday for three years. Cooper never wins. 1983 -- Andrew Packard brings Josie over from Hong Kong to be his wife ("6 years ago," Truman to Cooper, 1000) -- Josie's job begins ("6 years," Jonathan to Josie, 2004) 1983 (approx) (Will to Andy and Dick, 2014) -- Nicky born after conceived in assault. Mother dies in childbirth. 1984 ("5 years," Ben to Audrey, 2007) -- Ben takes on as owner of OEJ 1984 (approx) ("I was 13 or 14," Donna to Harold, 2005) -- Donna and Laura meet Josh, Rick and Tim 1985 -- Caroline killed while under Earle's and Cooper's assigned protection. Cooper is wounded and Earle is institutionalized. ("4 years ago," Cooper to Truman, 2014) -- Jeffrey first beats Evelyn ("4 years ago," Malcolm to James, 2012) 1986 -- Cooper has a dream where he learns the deductive technique he exercises in 1002 and becomes deeply moved by the plight of the Tibetan people ("3 years ago," Cooper to Truman, 1002) -- The real Mrs. Tremond's mother dies (Tremond to Donna, 2009) Apr 1986 (Cooper to Leo, 1003) -- Leo cited for an illegal U turn 1987 ("1 1/2 years," Lucy to Cooper, 2004) -- Andy and Lucy start going out Aug (approx) -- Josie hires Hank to kill Andrew Packard but Catherine and Andrew stage his death in a boating accident [Truman first tells Cooper Packard died "last year" (1000) but later tells him it happened "a year and a half ago" (1001)] -- Hank takes the fall for the killing of an unnamed vagrant, is convicted of vehicular manslaughter and sent to jail Nov (Cooper to Leo, 1003) -- Leo cited for a drunk and disorderly 1988 -- Something at Mr. Blodgett's barn causes Andy to break down and cry ("last year," Truman to Andy, 1000) -- Denise discovers wearing women's clothes calms him ("last year," Denise to Cooper, 2011) Jan -- Teresa moves into the Fat Trout Trailer Park (Teresa's file, FWWM) 9 Feb (Andy to Cooper, 2001) -- Leo in jail in Hungry Horse, Montana ?? -- Leland answers Teresa's ad in Fleshworld and meets her at a motel -- Teresa arranges for Leland's next encounter with her and a couple of her girlfriends at a motel who turn out to be Laura and Ronette. Leland sees Laura and takes off after giving Teresa some money. He sees Pierre who does a dance and disappears after Leland has walked off. -- Teresa tries to blackmail Leland (Ronette and Jacques to Laura, FWWM) "just before [Teresa's] time" (Irene to Desmond and Stanley, FWWM) -- Teresa's left arm goes dead for three days Early-mid Feb (FWWM) -- Leland smashes a TV, then bashes Teresa's head in [Fire Walk With Me (movie) - 8/28/92 Written by David Lynch and Robert Engels Directed by David Lynch] Day -- Teresa Banks' body, wrapped in plastic, floats along in Wind River [Cooper tells Diane he is standing at Wind River near where the body was found] Day -- Gordon Cole's office in Portland. C: GET ME AGENT CHESTER DESMOND OUT IN FARGO, NORTH DAKOTA. -- Fargo, North Dakota. Desmond and two other agents are in the middle of busting some prostitutes. Kids in a bus are crying and screaming. Desmond's car phone rings and Cole tells him he's needed out west. D: {answers car phone} Hello. C: CHET, I'M CALLING YOU FROM PORTLAND, OREGON. {Desmond lowers the antenna} IT'S REGIONAL BUREAU CHIEF GORDON COLE CALLING FROM PORTLAND, OREGON. D: OKAY, GORDON. C: O-RE-GON!! I GOT A GIRL THAT'S BEEN MURDERED. SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD. NAMED TERESA BANKS. CHET, I'VE GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU. SOMETHING INTERESTING I WOULD LIKE TO SHOW YOU. ARRANGEMENTS ARE BEING MADE AND I WILL MEET YOU AT THE PRIVATE PORTLAND AIRPORT. D: Okay, Gordon. -- Private Portland Airport. Desmond flies in. Cole: Chet, good to see you. Desmond: {shakes Cole's hand} Gordon. C: CHET, GIVE SAM STANLEY THE GLAD HAND. {motions to Stanley} HE'S COME OVER FROM SPOKANE. S: {shakes Desmond's hand} Pleasure. Heard a lot about you. C: SAM'S THE MAN WHO CRACKED THE WHITMAN CASE. D: {to Sam} Congratulations. {to Cole} I HEARD ABOUT THAT. C: CHET, YOUR SURPRISE. {motions to a hangar} {Lil walks out, wearing a red wig, does a dance. She makes a sour face, walks in place, puts one hand in her pocket, and makes a fist with the other while blinking both eyes. C: HER NAME IS LIL. SHE'S MY MOTHER'S SISTER'S GIRL. {holds four fingers in front of his eyes} D: Federal. C: GOOD LUCK, CHET. SAM, YOU STICK WITH CHET. HE'S GOT HIS OWN M.O. - MODUS OPERANDI. YOU FELLAS CAN REACH ME IN THE PHILADELPHIA OFFICES. I'M FLYING OUT TODAY. -- On the highway, Desmond explains Lil's dance to Stanley. S: That really was something with the dancing girl, wasn't it? What exactly did that mean? D: I'll explain it to you. Remember Lil's wearing a sour face. S: What do you mean? D: Her face had a sour look on it. {Stanley nods} We're gonna have problems with the local authorities. They're not gonna be receptive to the FBI. Both eyes blinking means trouble higher up. The eyes of the local authority. Sheriff and a deputy'd be my guess. You notice she had one hand in her pocket. Which means they're hiding something. And the other hand made into a fist, which means they're gonna be belligerent. Lil was walking in place which means there's gonna be a lot of legwork involved. Cole said Lil was her mother's sister's girl. Now what's missing in that sentence? The uncle. Not Cole's uncle but probably the sheriff's uncle is in federal prison. Let me ask you something Stanley. Did you notice anything about her dress? S: The dress was altered to fit her. I noticed a different color thread where the dress was taken in. D: Gordon said you were good. Tailored dress is our code for drugs. S: Oh. D: You notice what was pinned to it? S: A blue rose? D: Good. But I can't tell you about that. S: Can't? D: No, I can't. 4:30 pm (Cable to Desmond) -- Desmond and Stanley at the sheriff's station in Deer Meadow. {Desmond is waiting at the counter, Stanley is casing the place. Receptionist is reading a book. Nothing. Then the deputy walks in.} Desmond: Good afternoon. Federal Bureau of Investigation. Special Agent Chester Desmond. I'd like to see Sheriff Cable please. Deputy Cliff: Why don'tcha have a seat over there why don'tcha partner. Go ahead, make yourself at home... 'cause it's gonna be awhile. {receptionist laughs. Cliff leans over, whispers to her and they laugh some more} Why don'tcha have some coffee there? It was fresh about two days ago. {laughs with receptionist} D: I've had enough of the waiting room now. {walks around the counter} C: Oh, is that so? {blocks Desmond's way} {Desmond stops in front of Cliff, one hand raised. Pause. Then he grabs Cliff's nose and spins him into a chair and knees him.} D: {to receptionist} You can start that fresh pot of coffee right now. -- Desmond walks into Cable's office. C: How the hell did you get in here? D: Federal Bureau of Investigation Special Agent Chet Desmond. I'm here to investigate the murder of Teresa Banks. C: Well... little fella. We don't need any outside help around here. I don't like you people sniffing around my neck of the woods. In fact, when the state boys told me about a J. Edgar coming up here. I think I said, "so what?" {Cliff walks in, still holding his nose} D: S'All right deputy. Sheriff Cable can handle it from here. Cable: Cliff... {motions to him, Cliff walks out} D: Your behavior's not funny. It's wasting the time of the federal government. C: You're lucky I'm not wasting you. D: Well little fella, let me put it to you this way. The operative word here is "federal." I'm now ordering you to release all pertinent information concerning Teresa Banks. Both while living and deceased. C: {pulls out a box, tosses it at Desmond} Basic kill. Banks was a drifter and nobody knew her. D: Where's the body? C: It's out in back in our morgue. {Desmond starts to walk out} It's 4:30. We close at 5. D: We have our own clock. We'll lock up. {On his way out, Desmond notices a framed newspaper clipping on the wall. It reads "Cable Bends Steel" and there is a picture of Cable bending a steel bar.} -- Desmond and Stanley walk to the adjoining morgue. Stanley: You know, Agent Desmond, I figure this whole office, furniture included, is worth $27,000. -- At the morgue, Desmond reads Teresa's file. D: {reading} Teresa Banks... Teresa Banks lives at the Fat Trout Trailer Park for a month. We'll check that. S: Yeah. D: Worked as a waitress at Hap's diner. Worked the night shift. Good place for dinner when we're through here, Sam. S: Yes... D: No one came to claim the body. No known next of kin. S: {get his recorder out, hits record and sets it down, examines Teresa} Crushed skull. Probable cause repeated blows to the back of the head by a blunt obtuse angled object. {noticing} I wonder where her ring is? D: Personal effects include a watch, undergarment, pink waitress uniform... {looks through personal effects} The ring's missing. S: {looking at the ring finger of the left hand} Seems to be an interesting contusion. Under the ring finger of the left hand. D: Accidental? S: {pulls his machine over, puts Teresa's hand in it, looks through it} Agent Desmond, could you hold the finger for me please? {Desmond holds the hand in place} There's something in there. {pulls the fingernail back} Yes... D: What is it? S: A piece of white paper. With the latter T imprinted on it. Come here, take a look. {Desmond looks} 3:30 am (Stanley to Desmond) -- Stanley and Desmond exit the morgue. S: Agent Desmond, it's 3:30 in the morning. When are we going to sleep? D: We're not. You and I are gonna get some food. -- Hap's Diner. There in the manager's office, they question the manager Jack who is wearing a button that reads "Say hello to Jack" with "hello" crossed out and "goodbye" scratched above it. J: Ask Irene about that. Irene knows that. Now, Irene is her name and it is night. Don't go any further with it. There's nothing good about it. {Desmond and Stanley head towards the counter} Someone is working in the room on a light that keeps buzzing and shorting. J: How's it going with that goddamn lamp? -- At the counter, they question Irene. D: Federal Bureau of Investigation. Special Agent Chet Desmond. I'd like to ask you a few questions about Teresa Banks. Jack said you knew her. How well? I: She only worked here a month. Nice girl. Never seemed to get here on time, though. If you ask me, she had a little problem with... {sniffs hard three times} D: Did you ever see Teresa Banks take cocaine? I: No. D: Do you ever take cocaine, Irene? I: No I do not. I never took cocaine or any other drug. I don't take drugs. S: Nicotine's a drug. Caffeine's a drug. I: {to Desmond, motioning to Sam} Who's the toehead? {to Sam} Those drugs are legal. D: He's with me. Is there anything you'd like to tell us about Teresa Banks that might help us out? I: I been thinking about that. If you ask me, her death was what you'd call a freak accident. D: Thanks. Man: Are you talking about that little girl that got murdered? D: You got something to tell us? Man: I know shit from shinola. {woman with him says something to him} S: {quietly to Chet} Agent Desmond, should we question him? D: {sees Stanley holding his coffee in his left hand} What time is it, Stanley? {Stanley spills his coffee all over himself who dabs at himself with napkins} It's late, Sam. I'm sorry. S: It's early. It's really early. I: You know, I never told anybody this. But once, for about three days, just before her time, Teresa's arm went completely dead. D: What do you mean? I: Her left arm. It was numb. She said she couldn't use it. Probably those drugs she was taking. I just thought I'd oughta tell you. D: Thanks. Man: Are you talking about that little girl that got murdered? S: {quietly to Chet} I doubt it was a drug problem. Probably a nerve problem. I could recheck the arm for injuries but I'd have to take the body back to Portland to do some real nerve work. D: I think that's a good idea. S: Irene, we'd like to order some food please. I: You want to hear about our specials? We don't have any. Dawn -- Desmond and Stanley arrive at Fat Trout Trailer Court and bang on Carl Rodd's door (it reads, "Do not ever disturb before 9 a.m... ever"). R: {from inside, cranky} WHAAAAT? WHAT IS IT?! WHAT?! D & S: {notice the message and fumble their badges out} Nine... R: Can't you read?! S: It's really late. Or really early. {Rodd kicks the door open} D: Federal Bureau of Investigation Special Agent Chet Desmond, Agent Sam Stanley. Sorry to disturb you but we need to see Teresa Banks' trailer. R: Oh shit. That goddamn trailer's more popular than uncle's day in a whorehouse. You see what I mean? It just means I-- more shit I gotta do now. -- Desmond and Stanley look around Teresa's trailer. R: {outside} Everything's exactly like she left it, I haven't touched a goddamn thing! God! D: {notices a picture in which Teresa is wearing a ring} Take a look at this. S: {looks} She's got the ring on. R: {outside} Well I'm gonna make myself a cup of Good Morning America. Y'all want some? {Chet and Sam mutter affirmatives, Rodd nods, walks back} -- Rodd brings them some coffee. R: {with mugs} Here you go boys. D: Hey. {takes mug} R: Good Morning America. {gives one to Sam who drinks and coughs} D: You weren't kidding. This stuff's got the sting of the 48 hour blend. R: {all laugh} That's right. That's the best goddamn coffee you're gonna get anywhere, buddy. S: We sure do need a good wake-me-up, don't we Agent Desmond. {looks at Chet} We sure do need a good wake-me-up, don't we Agent Desmond. D: Yeah, we do, Sam. {grimy old lady with an ice pack over one eye walks up to the door} D: {to lady} Did you know Teresa Banks? {Telephone pole accompanied by the Indian whooping sound. On it are visible 24810 (a digit before and after are covered) and a large 6, lady walks away} R: {emotional} See, I've already gone places... I just want to stay where I am. Midday -- At the Sheriff's station, Cable won't let the FBI take the body. {Desmond and Stanley walk in, FBI van driver is standing there, so is Cable, Cliff and the receptionist eating a donut} Cable: What the hell is that thing doing out there? You're not taking that body anywhere. D: {looks at the driver, then to Cable} We're taking the body back to Portland and there's not a thing you can do about it. Teresa Banks had a ring. Any idea what happened to it? Cable: We got a phone here. It's got a little ring. -- Stanley gets in the crime van with Teresa's body. D: Take the van back to Portland, Stanley. I'm going to take one more look at the trailer park. S: Agent Desmond. One thing has been troubling me. The blue rose. You're going back to the trailer park for the blue rose. Day -- Desmond is back at the trailer park. R: That's Deputy Cliff's trailer over by the red truck. That's his truck too. D: Teresa Banks' trailer is over... here. {looking back} R: Right where we left it. Old lady: Where's my goddamn hot water? R: I'll be in my trailer. OL: Hot water, Carl. R: I'm gonna get you some Valium. {leads her away} {Desmond sees the telephone pole [Indian whooping noise], then looks towards another trailer. He walks over to it and sees a mound of dirt with a small indentation at the top. Teresa's ring is in it. He reaches out to take it.} 16 Feb 10:10 am (Cooper to Cole) -- In Philadelphia, Cooper enters Cole's 7th floor office. C: Gordon, it is 10:10 a.m. on February 16th. I was worried about today because of the dream I told you about. He walks from the room into the hallway and looks into the lens of the surveillance camera. He runs into the surveillance room and sees an empty hallway on the monitor. Back to the hall, then back to the surveillance room. The monitor shows an empty hallway. He runs back into the hallway. Behind him, at the end of the hall, an elevator door opens and Phillip Jeffries enters the hallway, headed towards Cooper, who doesn't see him because he is staring intently into the camera. Cooper runs back to the surveillance room and sees on the monitor himself staring into the camera, then Phillip Jeffries walking past him towards the camera. -- Albert and Cole are staring at Jeffries. Cooper runs in. Cole: PHILLIP, IS THAT YOU? {Albert stands up. Jeffries moves into the room.} Cooper: {looking at Phillip} Phillip? Cole: COOPER, MEET THE LONG LOST PHILLIP JEFFRIES. YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF HIM FROM THE ACADEMY. Jeffries: Well now, I'm not going to talk about Judy. In fact, we're not gonna talk about Judy at all. We're gonna keep her out of it. Cooper: Gordon... Cole: I KNOW, COOP. J: {pointing at Cooper} Who do you think this is there? A: Suffered some bumps on the old noggin', eh, Phil? Cole: WHAT THE HELL DID HE SAY THERE, ALBERT? {pointing at Cooper} THAT'S SPECIAL AGENT DALE COOPER. {focusing on Jeffries} FOR GOD'S SAKES, JEFFRIES, WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? YOU'VE BEEN GONE DAMN NEAR TWO YEARS. J: I wanna tell you everything. {Static. Then flashback to a dirty run-down room. A man dressed in red, holding a stick. There are seven others. The MFAP and BOB are sitting at a table. By the far wall are Mrs. Tremond/Chalfont and her grandson, two woodsmen, and another man. On the table is a pan with creamed corn.} MFAP: Garmonbozia. This is a formica table. J: Oh, believe me, I followed! MFAP: Green is its color. J: It was a dream. We live inside a dream. Pierre: {pointing} Fell a victim. MFAP: With this ring, I thee wed. J: Ring. It was above a convenience store. {Woodsman raises and lowers his arm twice.} MFAP: Electricity. J: Listen all, listen carefully. I've been to one of their meetings. {Man in red jumps back.} ???, I found something! And then there they were. {Pierre pulls the mask from his face. It's Pierre. He replaces the mask and pulls it away. Chimp. BOB and MFAP go beyond red curtains. Jeffries screams. Static.} Cole: HE'S GONE. HE'S GONE. ALBERT, CALL THE FRONT DESK. A: {on phone} I've got the front desk now. He was never here. And news from Deer Meadow. Agent Chester Desmond has disappeared. Cooper: Gordon, what's going on? -- Cooper plays back the surveillance camera tape for Cole. Cooper: He was here. Cole: But where did he go? And where is Chester Desmond? Day -- Rodd points the way to Cliff's trailer but Cooper picks up the same vibe that struck Desmond and walks in the opposite direction. R: {pointing} That's her trailer over there, I never touched a goddamn thing. Agent Chet Desmond come by a second time and asked to see Deputy Cliff Howard's trailer over here which I showed him. Then I went back to my trailer, and after that, never saw him again. C: Thank you Carl. Sorry to wake you. {walks} R: All right. Was having a bad dream anyway. {notices} That's not the way out to Deputy Cliff's trailer, I told you. C: I'm not going to Deputy Cliff's trailer. R: Well where the hell are you going? C: I'm going over here. {walks} R: What's over there? Goddamn these people are confusing. -- Cooper finds tire tracks where a trailer used to be. R: What're you looking for? C: What was here, Mr. Rodd? R: Trailer was here. What the hell'd you think? C: Can you tell me who's trailer it was... and who stayed in it? R: {thinking} Uh... an old woman and her grandson. C: Can you tell me what their names were? R: Chalfont. As a matter of fact, Chalfont was the name of the people that rented the space before. Two Chalfonts. Weird, huh? C: {notices the car} Is that Agent Desmond's vehicle? R: Yup, sure is. {They walk to the car. On the windshield, in red, is written, "Let's Rock." 4:20 pm (Cooper to Diane) Cooper: {into recorder} Diane, it's 4:20 pm. I am standing here at Wind River near the location where the body of Teresa Banks was found. Diane, this case gives me a strange feeling. Not only has Special Agent Chester Desmond disappeared without a trace, but this is one of Cole's Blue Rose cases. The clues that were found by Special Agent Desmond and Agent Stanley have led to dead ends. The letter that was extracted from underneath the fingernail of Teresa Banks gives me the feeling that the killer will strike again. But like the song goes, "...who knows where or when." Aug -- Laura gets her safety deposit box ("6 months ago," clerk to Cooper, 1000) -- Laura begins seeing Dr. Jacoby ("6 months," Jacoby to Cooper, 1004) Sep -- Leo cited for an aggravated assault. Charges later dropped. (Cooper to Leo, 1003) -- Ernie Niles gets out of jail ("6 months," Ernie to Hank, 2008) Oct -- Lucy starts seeing Dick every Thursday night ("for 3 months," Lucy to Dick, 2003) Dec -- Laura begins seeing James ("2 months ago," Donna to mom, 1001) -- Laura and James are in the woods and Laura recites some poem about fire, and asks James "You want to play with fire, little boy? Would you like to play with Bob?" ("one night when we first started seeing each other," James to Truman, 2001) Jan 1989 -- Truman starts seeing Josie ("6 weeks," Truman to Cooper, 1000) -- Lucy and Dick have an encounter on a display bed in Horne's Home Furnishings ("6 weeks," Lucy to Dick, 2003) 5 Feb (Sunday) (Cooper to James, 1000) -- Laura and James and the locket 6 Feb (Monday) (date at top of page in diary, 1000) -- "Day One" (entry in Laura's diary). Diary: Ran 3 miles today. I am exhausted. Kitty got new collar. 12 Feb (Sunday) -- The picnic ("2 Sundays ago," James to Cooper, 1001) 15 Feb (Wednesday) 9:15 pm ("last night," Donna to Laura) -- James calls Donna looking for Laura 16 Feb (Thursday) Morning -- In Twin Peaks, Laura walks outside her house, address 708. -- Donna joins Laura in walking to school. They pass Mike and Bobby. D: Yeah, Mike, you're the real man. M: That's right, Mike *is* the man. B: Mike... {with Mike in unison} *is* the man. B: Laura Palmer, see you later. -- Laura runs into James at school -- Laura ducks into the bathroom to do a quick hit of cocaine. Schoolbell rings. 2:30 pm (clock on wall) -- Bobby's late to school again. He kisses the trophy case with Laura's picture in it. -- James and Laura meet in the custodian's room. L: Kiss me. J: It does matter. We're in love. L: James, you don't know what you're talking about. Quit trying to hold on so tight. I'm gone, long gone... like a turkey in the corn. J: You're not a turkey. A turkey's one of the dumbest birds in the world. L: {in tears} Gobble... g-gobble, gobble. J: Don't leave me. Laura, don't. I'll never leave you. They make love on the floor. End of school (bell ringing) -- Bobby's pissed at Laura. B: Hey! Where were you for the last hour? I've been looking all over for you. L: I was standing right behind you, but you're too dumb to turn around. {to Donna} If he turned around, he might get dizzy and fall down. {grabbed by Bobby} B: Oh yeah? You'll be callin' soon and maybe I won't be around. L: {smooth, smiling} C'mon, Bobby. C'mon... C'mon. B: {can't hold it, smiles} Love ya, baby. Bobby dances back into school. The other kids start dancing in a daze also when Bobby starts. After school -- Donna and Laura at Donna's. D: Are you gonna see James tonight? L: Why are you suddenly so interested in who I'm gonna see at night? Night time is my time. D: You're telling me. That's only because you won't let me in on any of it. You're not gonna see Bobby, are you? L: Maybe. D: My God, Laura. L: Well, why not? D: 'Cause Bobby's a loser. You said so yourself. He's a goon. James is the one. He loves you with that everlasting love. True love. L: Yes, James is very sweet. Why don't you get out your violin, Donna? D: Sweet. God, he's gorgeous. L: Yes, James is very sweet and very gorgeous. D: I wonder if Mike could ever write a poem. {Laura laughs.} Do you think that if you were falling in space that you would slow down after a while or go faster and faster? L: {swallows} Faster and faster. For a long time you wouldn't feel anything. Then you'd burst into fire... forever. And the angels wouldn't help you... 'cause they've all gone away. -- Laura returns home. No one else is home. She goes to her room, lights up a cigarette. She gets out her private diary from behind the dresser, ready to write in it, when she notices pages are torn out. She panics, taking it and running from the room. -- Laura arrives at Harold's. H: Laura... L: {holding diary} My secret diary. There are pages missing. H: Who would do that? L: Bob. H: But Bob is not real. L: There are pages torn out - that is real, Harold. H: {taking diary, flipping through it} Well, maybe... L: Bob is real. He's been having me since I was 12. {Harold is stunned} And the diary was hidden too well. There is no other person who could've known where it was. He comes in through my window at night. He's real. He's getting to know me, now. He speaks to me. H: What does Bob say? L: {shaking} He says he wants to be me... or he'll kill me. H: No... No... L: {strangely} Yes... yes... {starts toward Harold} H: What? Please. What? L: {Feeling of Bob comes over her. Harold leans back. Laura grabs him.} FIRE WALK WITH ME. {makes a face, then buries her face in his shoulder, crying, whispers:} The trees... the trees... {they break} You have to hide the diary, Harold. You made me write it all down. He doesn't know about you. You'll be safe. I'm sorry. {she kisses him, crying, then gets up to the door} I don't know when I can come back. Maybe never. {leaves} -- Laura dazed under the fan. BOB: I want to taste through your mouth. 17 Feb (Friday) Day -- Cooper talks to Albert. C: Lately I've been filled with the knowledge that the killer will strike again. But because it is just a feeling, I am powerless to stop it. One more thing Albert. When the next murder happens, you will help me solve it. A: {gets up from desk, buttons his coat} Let's test it for the record, Coop. Will the next victim be a man or a woman. C: Woman. A: All right. What color hair will she have? C: Blonde. A: Tell me some other things about her. C: She's in high school, she is sexually active, she is using drugs. She is crying out for help. A: Well damn, Cooper, that really narrows it down-- you're talking about half the high school girls in America! What's she doing right now? C: She's preparing a great abundance of food. -- At the RR, Norma sends Shelly to help Laura take the Meals on Wheels meals to the car because Heidi has a bloody nose. As Laura puts the dinners into the back of the car, she sees Mrs. Tremond/Chalfont and her grandson in the parking lot waving for her to come over. Laura walks over, and Mrs. Tremond/Chalfont holds out a framed picture. T: This would look nice on your wall. {Laura takes the picture. It's of a room with flowered wallpaper and a dark doorway in its corner} G: The man behind the mask is looking for the book with the pages torn out. He's going towards the hiding place. He's under the fan now. Laura sees Shelly coming out of the RR with another load of meals. She turns back to see the Tremonds walking away, unrealistically far, then tells Shelly she can't do Meals on Wheels today. -- Laura runs home, holding the picture. She enters her house, moving slowly. When she gets to her room, she sees Bob standing there, having pulled out the dresser. He screams at her and she bolts from the room. She runs across two front yards to a big tree, crying, and watches as Leland walks out of the house, into his car (license 758-EAK) and drive off. Laura denies to herself that it's her father. -- Laura arrives at Donna's in tears. L: Donna... Are you... are you my best... are you my best friend? D: Of course. What is it, Laura? What's wrong? {they hug} I'm your friend always. Dusk -- Laura arrives home for dinner. Leland is already seated. Leland: Hi honey. How's Donna? Laura: Fine. Leland: School? Laura: School's fine. Leland: Sit down. {Laura takes off her jacket, drapes it around her chair and sits} Sit down. Are you hungry? Laura: Not really. Leland: {notices the half-heart necklace} You didn't wash your hands before you sat down to dinner, did you. {gets up, goes over to Laura} Let me see. {takes her hands} Laura: All right... Leland: Oh, these hands are filthy. Look, {indicating the ring finger of the left hand} there is dirt way under this fingernail. Sarah: {enters with a bowl of mashed potatoes, sets it down on the table} Leland, what are you doing? Leland: Look at this finger here. Sarah: Leland... Leland: Laura did not wash her hands before dinner. {grabs the half-heart necklace} Oh, look at this. Laura: {trying to push his hands away} Don't... Leland: Oh, is it from a lover? Did you get this from your lover? Sarah: They don't call them lovers in high school, Leland. Leland: Bobby didn't give you this. Sarah: How do you know Bobby didn't give her that? Leland: {pinches Laura's cheek} Did Bobby give you this? Or is there someone new? Sarah: {scared} Leland, Leland, no, don't do that, she doesn't like that. Leland: How do you know what she likes? Sarah: Stop it! Stop it! {Leland lets go of the necklace and sits down.} Sarah: Now you sit down and we'll all have dinner. Leland: Oh, I'll sit down, but not a one of us is going to start eating until Laura washes her hands. {to Laura} Wash your hands! {Laura, in tears, gets up. Terrified, she washes her hands.} 10:35 pm (clock) -- Leland and Sarah get ready for bed, when Leland begins to cry. He goes and tells Laura he loves her. Laura is frozen, in tears. She looks at her painting on the wall, then remembers she left the picture from Tremond/Chalfont on the neighbor's lawn so she gets it and puts it on her wall. -- Laura dreams. {The picture. Into the picture and through the doorway. There's another room. Mrs. Tremond/Chalfont is standing there, beckoning us towards her and through another doorway. Through the second doorway. Another room. Pierre is standing there. He snaps his fingers and a light shines. Red room. The ring is on a table. Cooper enters. MFAP: {to Cooper} Do you know who I am? {Cooper shakes his head} I am The Arm. And I sound like this... {Puts his hands in front of his lips and makes the Indian whooping sound. He picks up the ring. It's Teresa's. The symbol on it is identical to the petroglyph on the end of the pole at Owl cave.} Cooper: {to camera} Don't take the ring... Laura, don't take the ring. {Laura is half awakened, tries to move her left arm, but it's asleep. She moves it with her right arm. She looks at her door, then turns to her left to see Annie Blackburn in bed with her, blood around her mouth. Annie: My name is Annie. I've been with Dale and Laura. The good Dale is in the lodge and he can't leave. Write it in your diary. {Laura looks at the door, then at her bed. Annie's gone. In her hand is Teresa's ring. She's scared. Sarah calls, "Laura," distant, mournful. She gets up, goes to the door, opens it. Dark on the other side, accompanied with the Indian whooping sound. She looks back at the picture and sees herself in the doorway looking back into the darkened rooms where Mrs. Tremond/Chalfont and her grandson were. Laura in the picture turns around and looks down at her room, sees herself asleep.} {Laura wakes from the dream, no ring in her hand, and looks at the picture. She takes the picture down.} 18 Feb (Saturday) Day -- Leo shows Shelly how to scrub the floor. L: This is where we live Shelly! S: As if I didn't know. L: Let me show you how to wash this tile and then you're going to do it. S: Come off it, Leo. I have to get ready for work. L: {stops} What did you say? {pulls Shelly down} Shelly, I'm not fooling around anymore! The first thing you're gonna learn is to have a good attitude! That's the key! Anybody'll tell you that! {phone rings, Leo gets up, slaps Shelly} Don't even think about going anywhere, I'm not finished with you! {answers phone} Yeah. Bobby: Leo. Bobby. L: What're you doing calling me here? B: I'm sorry, um, the football's empty. I'm looking for Santa Claus. L: No way, you already owe me money. Five thousand to be exact. {Shelly mouths to herself, "Five Thousand???", Leo wonders if Shelly heard} B: Leo, are you telling me there's no Santa Claus? -- Bobby calls Jacques. J: Yeah, Roadhouse. B: Jacques. Bobby. I need some things man. J: How come you only call me when you're desperate? You desperate, baby? B: Are you interested or not? J: Maybe, Bobby. Maybe. Maybe. For 10K I have a friend who has what you want. Oh, his stuff is the best. B: Hit me. {starts writing some stuff down} J: Two days. Midnight. By the sound of sawing wood. B: Jacques you crazy fuckin' Canadian. This sounds big. Night -- Donna arrives at Laura's just as she is getting ready to leave. D: Where're you going? L: Nowhere fast. And you're not coming. D: Laura, come on. Remember me? I'm your best friend. {Laura's not responsive} Laura, aren't you going to fix me a drink? Where are the cookies? L: You mean Fred and Ginger? D: Dancing... {notices lots of butts in the ashtrays} If I had a nickel for every cigarette your mom smoked, I'd be dead. L: I'll call you tomorrow. {leaves} -- Laura arrives at the Roadhouse. At the entrance, she meets the Log Lady. LL: When this kind of fire starts, it is very hard to put out. {Touches Laura's forehead.} The tender bows of innocence burn first and the wind rises - then all goodness is in jeopardy. Laura pauses to look at her reflection before walking in. -- Inside the Roadhouse, a singer sings on stage. Laura sits down and cries. Donna walks in and sits down. Laura nods to Jacques behind the bar. Jacques motions to a couple of guys who come over to her with drinks. One slides her a fifty. She looks at it. Laura: So you want to fuck the homecoming queen. Buck: Let's go around the world, babe. L: {picks up the fifty} This isn't gonna get you to walla-walla. B: You do go all the way, don't you, little girl? L: Sooner or later. {grabs his balls} You willing to go all the way? Huh? You gonna do it to me? {let's go} {Donna wipes a tear and walks to the table.} D: Let's boogie. L: What the hell are you doing? Tommy: Are you part of the deal? L: No, she isn't. {Donna picks up a drink and downs it. Laura kisses Buck passionately.} L: What did you say your name was? B: Buck. L: {nods} That's really nice, Buck. {looks at Donna} {Donna kisses Tommy passionately.} B: Yeah... L: Okay, Donna, let's go. -- Inside a place in Canada, Laura and her friends meet Jacques. L: {to Donna} Welcome to Canada... Don't expect a turkey dog in here. J: Hey slowpokes. Guess what? L: What? J: There's no tomorrow. Know why, baby? Because it'll never get here. L: Hey Jacques. J: I'm not Jacques. I am the Great Went. L: I am the Muffin. J: And what a muffin you have. {makes motions of shooting his brains out} I am as blank as a fart. {They trade drinks around and Buck drops something in Donna's drink.} L: Chug-a-lug, Donna. {They drain their bottles} -- Laura's topless, dancing with Buck -- Donna's stoned, dancing with Tommy. She sees Laura's blouse and ties it around her waist. Ronette's here too. L: I haven't seen you since I was thrown out of One Eyed Jacks. R: What else did we do together? Oh, I remember... {smiling} J: {to Laura and Ronette} The party twins. My high school sandwich. Let's put some meat inside. R: She's been dead a year. J: Who? R: Teresa. L: Teresa Banks? Yeah, a whole year. R: Yeah, she was going to get rich blackmailing somebody. J: That's right. She called me one day. She even asked me what your father looked like. L: {jolted} What?! She asked about my father? J: Hey, why don't you two come up to the cabin this week? Thursday. -- Laura and Ronette sitting in a booth. Laura snaps her finger and points down. Buck goes down, pleasing the two. R: Here we go again... like we're back at One Eyed Jacks. L: {in pleasure} Oh, God. It sure is. {Laura and Ronette enjoy themselves.} R: Oh shit. Is that Donna Hayward? {Laura opens her eyes, white light, then she screams, getting up to get Jacques to help get Donna out of there, who's topless and having a good time with Tommy. Laura screams at Donna never ever to wear her stuff.} L: Donna, not you... {Jacques carries Donna out} 19 Feb (Sunday) Late morning -- Leland drives up to the Hayward's. Inside, Donna and Laura talk. D: Hey, how'd I get in my house? How'd I get in my bed? L: Life is full of mysteries, Donna. D: Were you mad at me for wearing something of yours? L: I don't want you to wear my stuff. D: I do love you, Laura. {they hug} L: I love you, Donna. But I don't want you to be like me. D: Why do you do it? -- Leland walks in and flashbacks to Laura and Ronette sitting on a bed. Leland: Excuse me, honey. We're late to meet Mom for breakfast. Laura: {to Donna} Catch you later. D: {to Laura} Bye. Leland: {to Donna} Bye bye, Donna. D: {to Laura} Bye. -- On the road, the OAM follows, accompanied by the Indian whooping sound. Leland stops behind a logging truck which has stopped due to two old people crossing the road. Laura smells something burning. The OAM races around the logging truck and comes back around, stopping on Leland's side. Leland starts to rev the engine while staying on the brakes. OAM: You stole the corn! I had it canned over the store! {shouting to Laura} And Miss, the look on her face when it was opened. There was a stillness! {dog barks} Like the formica table top! {the car smokes, making horrendous sounds, barely able to hear OAM} The thread will be torn, Mr. Palmer, {dog barks} the thread will be torn! {Leland turns to Laura, he's sweating profusely. The OAM holds up his hand with a ring on the little finger. Leland starts blowing the horn.} It's HIM! IT'S YOUR FATHER! {Laura can't make him out with the noise} The logging truck moves and the OAM takes off. Leland drives into a service station. Mechanic: Don't do that to your engine! You oughta take it easy, Mister. Leland: Why doesn't somebody do something about this? A man comes out of the blue like that -- and starts screaming at you like a crazy person and harrassing my daughter?! {to Laura} Are you all right, honey? Laura: {scared} Dad, are _you_ all right? -- Leland flashes back to himself answering Teresa's ad in Fleshworld and their meeting in a motel. L: Teresa Banks. You look just like my Laura. T: So when's the next business trip, big boy? L: Ah, soon. And next time, let's party with those girlfriends you told me about. T: Sure. I can arrange that. {Leland covers Teresa's eyes} What are you doing? L: Who am I? T: I don't know. L: That's right. -- Laura and Leland. Laura: Dad? Dad?! {Leland jolted out of flashback} WhO _WAS_ THAT?! He looked... familiar, have I met him? Leland: No, you haven't met him. Have you met him? Laura: No! Leland: Let's go get your mother. Laura: {still shaken} No, no, just sit here for a moment. Leland: {kills engine} Oh my God, a man comes out of the blue like that. What's the world coming to? -- Leland flashes back to himself arriving at the motel and seeing Laura and Ronette on the bed. He is about to leave but Teresa catches him. T: Hey handsome. L: Hi. {pulls her aside} T: What's wrong? L: Nothing. I chickened out. {gives her money, takes off. He sees Pierre do a dance with the white mask and stick. After Leland walks off, Pierre disappears.} -- Laura and Leland. Laura: Dad? Leland: Yes? Laura: Did you come home during the day last week? Leland: No... {shakes head, to mechanics} LEAVE US ALONE!! GODDAMNIT GET BACK TO YOUR WORK!! Laura: {shaking} I thought... I saw you. Leland: Oh God, you know? I did stop home on Friday, come to think of it. I had a severe headache and I was in the neighborhood so I darted in and out of the house to get some aspirin. Where were you, Laura? I didn't see you. Laura: {scared} Um... I was just down the street... 8:00 pm (clock) -- Laura flashbacks. She remembers the ring the OAM had, the one the MFAP had and the one Teresa had. She realizes it's the same. White light on the ceiling. L: Who are you? Who are you REALLY? -- Leland flashbacks to him crushing Teresa's skull. Before he strikes the TV, the Indian whooping sound is heard. 21 Feb (Tuesday) Morning -- In her room, Laura sniffs the last of the cocaine in her packet Day -- Laura meets Bobby at school. B: Hey. L: I'm nearly out. B: Taken care of, babe. You and I are gonna make a big score tonight. What is that? {pulls packet from behind her ear} But this should tide you over. L: Thanks. {takes packet} A big score? B: Maybe our biggest. Don't tell Mike. This is just behind you and me. Tonight, meet me two doors down from your place at 11. Midnight (Jacques to Bobby) -- Bobby and Laura in the woods. They toot up and wait. L: Bobby, I found a little pine cone. {shows him pine cone} B: Shut up, shut up, shut up. L: Bobby, I found some dirt. B: Shut up, shut up. Here he comes. Deputy Cliff Howard shows up. B: Who sent you? C: Jacques. L: That's right. {pulls out a large bag of cocaine, Laura grabs it out his hand} Wow. C: Like that little girl? {starts to pull out his gun} B: WHAT?! {Laura screams, Bobby pulls out gun and shoots Cliff, still standing, shoots again, Cliff moves, shoots again} L: OMIGOD! Oh my God. Bobby, what did you do? B: {shocked} I shot him. Oh my God! I shot him! Fuck! {starts to throw dirt on Cliff} Get over here and help me! C'mere! Fuck! {Laura still, then bursts into laughter. Bobby shakes her} Shut the fuck up, this isn't funny, Laura! This is not fuckin funny. Now help me bury him. Shit. L: Bobby, you killed Mike. B: This isn't fuckin Mike!! {looks back at Cliff} This is Mike? L: Bobby, do you realize what you did? You killed Mike. B: Shut up. L: {laughs} Bobby, you killed Mike. B: Shut the fuck up!! Shut the-- C'mon let's get the fuck out of here! C'mon... Let's get the fuck out of here... the fuck out of here... c'mon... {Laura still laughing} 22 Feb (Wednesday) Day -- James sees Laura outside her place. J: Where were you last night? I thought we were supposed to get together. {Laura looks at him, around} You're on something again. L: {sighs} James. J: So, when will I get to see you? L: {sees that Leland is standing on the porch} I gotta go. -- Maddy feels Laura's in trouble (Maddy to Donna and James, 1005) -- Laura writes in her secret diary (Donna to Cooper, 2009) February 22. Last night I had the strangest dream. I was in a red room with a small man, dressed in red, and an old man sitting in a chair. I tried to talk to him. I wanted to tell him who BOB is, because I thought he could help me. But my words came out slow and odd. It was frustrating trying to talk. I got up and walked to the old man. Then I leaned over and whispered the secret in his ear. Somebody has to stop BOB. BOB's only afraid of one man. He told me once. A man named Mike. I wonder if this was Mike in my dream. Even if it was only a dream, I hope he heard me. No one in the real world would believe me. Night -- Laura in her room tooting up -- Leland gives Sarah a drugged glass of milk. After she finishes it, he walks into the hallway and hits the fan switch, starting it. Laura freezes. Sarah nods off while reading "How to Speak German" and sees the white horse. BOB enters Laura's room through the window and gets on top of her. She fights, holding his face, trying to see it. L: Who are you... who are you?! BOB becomes Leland. She screams, screams. 23 Feb (Thursday) Morning -- The Palmers at breakfast. Leland: Laura, honey... I really would like to talk to you. Sarah: Laura, sweetheart. {Laura quickly gets up, puts her bowl in the kitchen and goes upstairs} Laura... {lights up} -- Laura gets ready for school. Leland: {walks into Laura's room} Laura, honey? Sweetheart? Is something wrong this morning? Laura: {meaning it, hissing} Stay away from me. {leaves} {Leland knows she knows and he knows what he has to do.} -- Laura goes to school. The day is a blur. After school -- Ronette's parents think she went to work at the perfume counter but she had in fact quit (Hawk to Cooper, 1002) 5:00 pm (Josie to Cooper and Truman, 1001) -- Laura arrives at Josie's for her English lessons 6:00 pm ("an hour later," Josie to Cooper and Truman, 1001) -- Laura leaves Josie's. L: I think now I understand how you feel about your husband's death. Early evening -- Last entry in Laura's diary: "Nervous about meeting J. tonight." (She remarks about having asparagus for dinner again, 1000) -- Laura writes in her secret diary (Donna to Cooper, 2009) February 23. Tonight is the night that I die. I know I have to because it's the only way to keep BOB away from me. The only way to tear him out from inside. I know he wants me. I can feel his fire. But if I die he can't hurt me anymore. -- Bobby meets with Leo and gives him $10,000 (Bobby to Mike, 1001) -- Leo calls Shelly ("last night," Shelly to Bobby, 1000) -- Ben is with Catherine (Ben to Jerry, 2008) -- Laura at Bobby's. {Laura and Bobby are on a couch, kissing, Laura pulls away} L: Not tonight... Just... give me some stuff to hold me over 'til tomorrow. B: Why? Why not? Where are you going? {again} Where are you going?? L: I'm going _home_, Bobby. B: You don't want me. You just want the blow, don't you? Okay. {gives some to her} 9:00 - 9:30 pm -- Laura returns home from Bobby's. (Sarah tells Truman she last saw Laura when she got home about 9:00, 1000. Bobby answers yes when Cooper asks him, "she was studying at your house until about 9:30. Isn't that right?", 1000) L: Goodnight. Sarah: Goodnight, sweetheart. -- Laura toots up -- James calls. [Albert confirmed, however, that the one call Laura received was placed from Ben's office, 2009] L: James... Yeah, okay... Oh James, I do love you. Yeah, okay. I'll meet you in 15 minutes. {phone slips away, she gets it, puts it to her other ear, wrong way} I'll meet you in 15 minutes. {readjusts phone} Okay? I'll meet you in 15 minutes. {hangs up, to herself} God, why did I say that? 15 minutes... She looks at her painting and the angel disappears. -- Laura sneaks out of her house. James arrives and she gets on his bike as Leland watches out the front window. 10:00 pm -- Leland calls Laura from Ben's office (Cooper to Truman and Albert, 2009) Night -- James and Laura stop at a clearing in the woods. J: The hell's wrong with you? L: That's right. There's no place left to go is there, James? J: The hell's that supposed to mean? L: You know it and I know it. J: What's wrong with us? We have everything. L: Everything but everything. J: Laura... L: {mocking} Lau-ra... {slaps him} J: {smiles} You always hurt the ones you love. L: You mean the ones you pity. J: Say whatever you want. I know you love me, and I love you. L: {they kiss} I do love you, James. {whispers} Let's get lost together. {break, scared} Shit! J: What? L: He might try to kill you! J: Laura! {Laura screams} What's wrong? J: What? L: If he finds out. J: Laura, what's the matter? L: Bobby killed a guy. J: What are you talking about? Bobby didn't kill anybody. L: Do you want to see? J: See what? L: Right. Open your eyes, James. You don't even know me. There are things about me even Donna doesn't even know me. Your Laura disappeared. It's just me now. J: Laura... {grabs her, she twists out} L: What about this, James? {flips him the bird, he kisses her hard but she is ice cold} I think you want to take me home now. 12:30 pm (full moon) -- Laura jumps off James' bike at Sparkwood and 21 (James to Cooper, "at Sparkwood and 21," 1001) J: LAURA! L: DON'T! J: C'MON! J: DON'T! JUST DON'T!! {hugs him} I LOVE YOU, JAMES!! {runs off} -- In the woods, Laura meets up with Ronette, Leo, and Jacques J: Right on time, baby. 1:00 am (Cooper to cops, 2001) -- At Jacques', everyone is high. Laura is tied up. L: {being tied up by Jacques} Don't. Jacques, don't. DON'T TIE ME UP TONIGHT!! Ronette is also tied up. -- Waldo is let out of his cage and pecks at Laura, and Leo puts a OEJ chip in her mouth and says, "Bite the bullet, baby." (Jacques to Cooper, 1007) -- Leland appears at the window, unseen. -- Jacques, zipping up, walks out of the cabin. Leland trips, grabs the bottle, knocks it over Jacques' head, and kicks him some. Leo hears the crash and comes outside to see Jacques bleeding. (Jacques thinks Leo hit him, Jacques to Cooper, 1007) Leo panics and takes off in his Corvette. Leland goes inside. -- Leland marches the two tied up girls through the woods -- Out of breath, the OAM arrives at the cabin, too late. He can hear screams. -- At the train car. BOB and Leland going in and out like breathing. Girls shuddering as he circles them. He ties Laura up with the twine, bending the arms back. Ronette praying. Leland puts a mirror under Laura and she screams when she sees herself become BOB. Leland shows the diary pages to Laura. Leland: {shows pages} Your diary. I always thought you knew it was me. Ronette continues to pray, then an angel appears and breaks her bonds. OAM: {arrives outside, bangs on the door} LET ME IN. LET ME IN. Ronette pushes it open a little, the OAM reaches up, Leland punches her a few times and shoves her out. The OAM tosses the ring inside. Door is shut. Laura puts on the ring. Leland: NOOOO!! DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS!! NOO!!! Leland stabbing. Laura dead. OAM leaves. -- Leland puts a letter R under Laura's fingernail (Cooper finds it, 1000) and puts Laura's half-heart necklace on a small mound of dirt. He writes in his own blood on a small piece of paper, "Fire walk with me." (Cooper finds all this, 1000) -- Leland wraps Laura in plastic and hauls her out over his shoulder. His shirt is puffed out and bloody. He kicks over Ronette but she is unresponsive. -- Leland washes his hands with industrial soap and then kisses Laura (Albert to Cooper, 1003) -- Leland lowers Laura into the river -- Leland at Glastonberry Grove. He pulls the diary pages out of his pocket and drops them and the towel. (Hawk to Cooper, 2021) -- Leland enters the curtains. The OAM is sitting there with MFAP. Leland levitates and divides. One half becomes BOB, the other floats up and becomes Leland. MFAP puts his hand on the OAM's armless shoulder. MFAP and OAM in unison: BOB... I want all my garmonbozia. BOB reaches up and grabs Leland's wound, healing it and tossing the blood to the floor. -- Mouth eating corn. Chimp. -- James rides around the rest of the night (James to Donna, 1000) 24 Feb (Friday) [Episode 1000 (pilot) - 4/8/90, 8/5/90 Written by Mark Frost and David Lynch Directed by David Lynch] [Log Lady intro: My name is Margaret Lanterman. I live in Twin Peaks. I am known as the Log Lady. There is a story behind that. There are many stories in Twin Peaks--some of them are sad, some funny. Some of them are stories of madness, of violence. Some are ordinary. Yet they all have about them a sense of mystery--the mystery of life. Sometimes, the mystery of death. The mystery of the woods. The woods surrounding Twin Peaks. To introduce this story, let me just say it encompasses the all-- it is beyond the "fire", though few would know that meaning. It is a story of many, but begins with one--and I knew her. The one leading to the many is Laura Palmer. Laura is the one."] 5:00 am (Betty to Sarah) -- Bobby goes running "Just after dawn" (Truman to Bobby) -- Josie at the mirror -- Pete Martell discovers Laura's body. He calls the sheriff's station. Lucy: Sheriff, it's Pete Martell up at the mill. Um, I'm gonna transfer it to the phone on the table by the red chair, the red chair against the wall. The little table, with the lamp on it - the lamp that we moved from the corner? The BLACK phone, not the brown phone. Pete: {on phone to Truman} She's dead... wrapped in plastic. -- Truman and Doc Hayward identify the body as Laura Palmer's. Andy takes pictures and breaks down and cries. -- Sarah can't find Laura. She calls the Briggs' and the football coach. -- Audrey gets in a car for school -- Ben and Leland have meeting with Norwegians. Ben mentions he has information that the sawmill will go belly up within a year. -- Leland receives news about Laura. -- Heidi's late to work at the RR. S: What kept you, Heidi? Seconds on knockwurst this morning? H: I couldn't get my car started. S: Too busy jump starting the old man, huh? B: I thought you Germans were always on time. N: I thought the only time you cared about, Bobby, was making time. Leo called Shelly from afar last night so Bobby takes her home. Leo's home so he drops her off and takes off. -- Leland makes a positive ID of Laura's body -- At Twin Peaks High, Audrey changes her shoes, and James meets Donna J: "Nice day for a picnic." Bobby arrives at school and is wanted in the office. In class ("Terry Franklin... Martha Grimes..."), Donna notices Laura's empty seat after a cop talks to the teacher. Bobby's in room 107. -- Bobby is questioned, then arrested -- Principal Wolchezk makes the announcement. Students grieve. Mid-morning -- Truman questions Sarah. Hawk gathers items out of Laura's room. Truman gets the message that Ronette is missing -- Josie has Pete "push the plug" and makes an announcement that work will stop today in memory of Laura. Catherine fires Fred Truax. -- Ronette is found wandering along the tracks 10:00 (approx) (Nadine to Ed) -- James stops at Big Ed's Gas Farm. J: Laura's dead. E: I heard. J: She was the one. James has a note for Donna. Nadine sends Ed off to get the drapes ("They said those drapes would be ready by 10") at Gentleman Jim's (Nadine to Norma, 1001) 11:30 am (Cooper to Diane) -- Cooper enters Twin Peaks (He had lunch at the Lamplighter Inn) 2:46 pm (clock on wall) -- Cooper meets Truman and reminds him that he is in charge. They check on Ronette. She was raped several times, and Cooper finds nothing under her fingernail. Truman to Cooper: "as far as we know, [Ronette and Laura] hardly knew each other." Ronette: "no, don't go there" -- Cooper and Truman take an elevator with a one-armed man. Dr. Jacoby meets and tells them he wants to go to the morgue. Truman says no. Jacoby also says that Laura's parents didn't know she was seeing him. -- Cooper and Truman check on Laura. Cooper finds an "R" under Laura's left ring finger and mentions that he knew he would see this again. He tells Diane to give this to Albert, not Sam. -- Donna comes to Big Ed's Gas Farm looking for James. Mike comes by to get Donna but Ed kicks him off the property. Nadine yells at Ed about the drapes and Ed gives Donna James' note for her. -- Cooper and Truman investigate Laura's diary. The last entry is "Nervous about meeting J. tonight." There's a safety deposit box key and a bag with what looks like cocaine residue. C: Diane, I'm holding in my hand a small box of chocolate bunnies. -- Andy and team find the train car -- Cooper and Truman question Bobby. Cooper doesn't think he did it and shows the picnic video to him. Bobby says he didn't do drugs and thinks a moment when Cooper mentions the letter J. 3:45 (clock on wall) -- Audrey walks into the Norwegians' meeting. She mentions Laura's death. -- Bobby and Mike talk about going after a biker. Lucy overhears. -- Cooper questions Donna. She says some hiker shot the picnic video. He wants to know who she's protecting. -- Lucy is about to tell Cooper what she overheard from Bobby and Mike, but he already knows - the person they're looking for is a biker. -- James with the locket on a thong 4:00 pm (approx) -- "The Norwegians are leaving!" (one of Ben's employees tells the concierge Ben would be back by 4:00 for the final signing of the deal with the Norwegians and Ben arrives as the Norwegians are leaving) 4:10 pm (Cooper to Diane) -- Cooper and Truman at the train car. They find the necklace, on a chain, with half of the heart and a note, "Fire, walk with me." -- James with the locket on a thong -- Sylvia tells the nurse to tell Johnny that Laura won't be coming back Late afternoon -- Cooper and Truman at the bank. Inside Laura's safety deposit box are over $10,000 and a copy of Fleshworld with Ronette's picture in it. -- Leo finds two kinds of cigarette butts in the ashtray and threatens Shelly -- Norma calls Ed. They agree to meet at the Roadhouse at 9:30. Early evening -- Town meeting where Cooper addresses the community leaders. He says that one year ago, almost to the day, in the southwest corner of the state, a girl by the name of Teresa Banks was found dead and because of "irrefutable similarities," he believes that same perpetrator killed Laura and almost killed Ronette. -- Leo calls Mike looking for Bobby and wanting the other half of the money ("yesterday," Mike to Bobby, 1001) 9:30 pm (approx) (James to Donna in note) -- Donna sneaks out after overhearing her parents talk about the necklace. Harriet works on her poem. -- Mike and Bobby arrive at the Hayward's looking for Donna. Doc discovers she is missing. The boys head for the Roadhouse. -- Doc calls Cooper and Truman who are staking out the Roadhouse about missing Donna. -- Ed and Norma talk about leaving their respective spouses for each other. Cooper and Truman see Mike and Bobby arrive, then Donna. Truman calls for backup. Fight breaks out, Joey Paulson takes Donna to meet James. Ed gets his ass kicked by Bobby. His drink was drugged and the bartender was Jacques Renault. (Ed to Cooper, 1001) Jacoby follows Leo but loses him and instead follows Joey and Donna. (Jacoby to Cooper, 2001) Cooper and Truman pursue but lose Joey and Donna. James and Donna talk about Laura. He says Laura mentioned something about a guy getting killed. They kiss, then bury the locket. James is arrested. -- Doc picks up Donna at the station. James is put in a cell. 12:28 am (Cooper to Diane) -- Truman and Cooper have coffee and donuts. Truman recommends the Great Northern for Cooper. -- Bobby and Mike bark at James. Bobby: "When you least expect it." -- Truman meets Josie, has been seeing her for about 6 weeks -- Catherine tells Ben on the phone that Truman is with Josie again, and they agree to meet to talk about it. -- Sarah has a vision of the locket on a thong dug up by person unknown -- Jacoby digs up the locket (Jacoby to Cooper, 2001) 4:00 am (Nadine to Norma, 1001) -- Nadine thinks up of the idea of using cotton balls to make her drape runners silent 25 Feb (Saturday) [Episode 1001 - 4/12/90, 8/11/90 Written by Mark Frost and David Lynch Directed by Duwayne Dunham] [Log Lady intro: I carry a log, yes. Is it funny to you? It is not to me. Behind all things are reasons. Reasons can even explain the absurd. Do we have the time to learn the reasons behind the human being's varied behavior? I think not. Some take the time. Are they called detectives? Watch - and see what life teaches.] 6:18 am (Cooper to Diane) -- Cooper's up and describes the room to Diane 6:50 am (approx) (Cooper tells Diane he'll breakfast in about half-an-hour) -- Cooper goes to breakfast, where he meets Audrey Morning -- Cooper rattles off the day's schedule to Truman, who's stuffin' his face with a donut. C: "Harry, I really have to urinate!" -- Cooper and Truman get autopsy results from Dr. Hayward. He couldn't bring himself to do the autopsy himself. -- Shelly discovers Leo's shirt soaked with blood and hides it -- Cooper and Truman question James. He says Laura jumped off his bike at Sparkwood at 21 last night. He flashes back on Feb 5 when Laura broke the locket. -- Leo can't find his shirt -- Mike and Bobby talk in jail cell about Leo -- The Donna and Laura picnic video 10:30 am (Donna to Eileen) -- Donna to mom: Laura's been seeing James for 2 months. Donna is sad but happy. -- Cooper meets Ed and gets a call from Albert. Truman and Ed discuss the stakeout. Ed thinks his drink was drugged at the Roadhouse. The bartender was Jacques Renault. -- Norma runs into Nadine buying cotton balls at the general store -- James released into Ed's custody, Mike and Bobby released "Just barely morning" (Pete to Josie) -- Cooper and Truman talk to Josie. Catherine calls Josie to tell her shutting down the mill the day before cost $87,000. Pete: There was a fish... *in* the percolator. -- Catherine meets Ben. They plan to torch the sawmill. Afternoon -- Donna visits the Palmers. Sarah has a vision of Laura on Donna, and killer BOB Late afternoon/early evening (exterior shot is dark) -- Hawk questions the Pulaskis, spots one-armed man -- Ben confronts Audrey about her involvement with the Norwegians leaving -- Bobby and Major Briggs have words over dinner. Briggs socks Bobby when he lights up. -- Cooper and Truman talk to Norma about Laura's involvement with the Meals on Wheels program, and the Log Lady says her log saw something the night Laura died. C: Can I ask her about her log? T: Many have. Later in evening -- Leo cuts open a football then beats up Shelly over the lost shirt when she gets home -- James has dinner at the Haywards' -- Jacoby listens to tape from Laura, takes out the locket on a thong "Hey what's up doc? It's Laura Palmer, in case you haven't guessed. I'm making you another one of these tapes, which, as you already know, I've mailed to you in one of the envelopes you gave me. It's Thursday the 23rd and I'm so bored. Actually, I'm in kind of a weird mood. God, James is sweet, but he's so dumb. I should've met you a long time ago, Dr. Jacoby, 'cause right now I can take just so much of sweet. I just know I'm gonna get lost in those woods again tonight. I just know it. Remember me telling you about that mystery man? Well - -- Bob Lydecker assaulted outside a bar in Lowtown, a section of Twin Peaks (Truman to Cooper, 1004) [Episode 1002 - 4/19/90, 8/18/90 Written by Mark Frost and David Lynch Directed by David Lynch] [Log Lady intro: Sometime ideas, like men, jump up and say 'hello'. They introduce themselves, these ideas, with words. Are they words? These ideas speak so strangely. All that we see in this world is based on someone's ideas. Some ideas are destructive, some are constructive. Some ideas can arrive in the form of a dream. I can say it again: some ideas arrive in the form of a dream.] Saturday evening (continued) -- Jerry Horne gets back from Paris with some baguettes. Ben tells him about the Norwegians leaving and Laura's murder. They go to OEJ. -- Mr. and Mrs. Hayward hit the sack -- Ben and Jerry at OEJ. Ben wins the coin toss for the new girl. Blackie: "When you really want love, you'll find it waiting for you." Midnight (clock at Haywards') -- James and Donna have their heart-to-heart -- Hawk calls Cooper, tells him that Ronette recently quit at the perfume counter at Horne's and about seeing the OAM -- Person unknown (Audrey, 1003) slips a note under Cooper's door ("Jack with one eye") -- Bobby and Mike meet with Leo in the woods. Bobby sees someone with Leo. Not all of the coke is in the football since Bobby and Mike don't have all the money - Laura had the other half. Leo mentions Laura's wild life and Shelly's infidelity. Leo: "Leo needs a new pair of shoes!" -- Nadine is up all night working on her silent drape runners (Nadine to Ed, 1002) 26 Feb (Sunday) Morning -- Ed drops grease on Nadine's drape runners. Nadine's arms bend back. -- Cooper prepares for his rock/bottle experiment -- Shelly turns off a commercial for "Invitation to Love" and Bobby visits -- Ed comes into the RR for a cup of coffee -- Cooper teaches Truman, Hawk, Andy and Lucy about Tibet. -- Rock/bottle: 1 "James Hurley, secret boyfriend" ! 2 "Josie Packard, was instructed in English by U3 Laura." Bottle wobbled slightly. !---! 3 "Dr. Lawrence Jacoby, Laura's psychiatrist." 2 ! Bottle was struck but did not break. ! ! 4 "Johnny Horne, Laura was his special education !----! ! ! !--1-! tutor." Rock hit trash can. ! ! ! ! ! ! 5 "Norma Jennings, she helped Laura organize the ! ! ! ! ! ! Meals on Wheels program." 5 6 "Shelly Johnson, waitress at diner, friend." Rock hit tree, then Andy. 7 Jack with one eye. No rock thrown. 8 "Leo Johnson, husband of Shelly, drives a truck, connection with Laura unknown." Bottle struck. Late morning (after church) -- Donna meets Audrey at the RR who puts a tune on the juke. A: "God, I love this music. Isn't it too dreamy?" Afternoon ("Are we going to have to stand here all afternoon?" Albert to Lucy) -- Cooper and Truman examine the bloody rag. Hawk found it 1/2 mile from the train car. [Albert later says Hawk found it 5 miles away, 2001] -- Albert and team arrive. A: What the hell kind of a two-bit operation are they running out of this treehouse, Cooper? C: Albert, this is Sheriff Truman. A: I have seen some slipshod backwater burgs, but the place takes the cake. What are we waiting for? Christmas?! We've got work to do damnit! They're putting this girl in the ground tomorrow and we wasted half the day traveling out here to the middle of nowhere. C: Albert, I suggest you and your team should get started. T: I'll have one of my men escort you over to the morgue. A: That'd be fine. C: Results from the local pathologist lab. {hands Albert the report} A: {examining it} Welcome to amateur hour. Looks like an all-nighter boys. T: Albert, got a minute? {draws Albert aside} I hear that you're real good at what you do. A: Yeah, that's correct. T: Well, that's good. 'Cause normally if a stranger walked into my station talkin' that kinda crap, he'd be lookin' for his teeth two blocks up on queer street. Night -- Nadine ecstatic about her now-silent runners -- Pete and Catherine talk. Pete sneaks safe key to Josie and she finds two ledgers there. -- Leland has a breakdown to the strains of Glen Miller. Sarah: What's going on in this house?! -- Cooper dreams: A series of sudden images, as if illuminated by a strobe light with darkness in between: Cooper in a chair, the dwarf Laura's mother running downstairs [from 1000] BOB at foot of Laura's bed A bloody cloth [in the railroad car?] Laura dead BOB crouched at Laura's bed [Sarah's vision] The One-Armed Man: [As written in the script. Some have said the closed caption differs] Through the darkness of futures past, The magician longs to see, One..chance...out..between two worlds... Fire...walk with me. We lived among the people -- I think you say convenience store? We lived above it. I mean it like it is, as it sounds. I too have been touched by the devilish one; tattoo on the left shoulder. Ah, but when I saw the face of God, I was changed. I took the entire arm off. My name is Mike. His name is BOB. BOB, crouched in some room full of clutter (tantalizingly unrecognizable metal objects) like an attic or basement. He looks around and says: Mike? Mike? Can you hear me? [he turns to look at the camera] Catch you with my death bag! You may think I've gone insane, but I promise I *will* kill again! A small mound of dirt with a gold necklace on it, surrounded by a ring of twelve candles. A puff of wind; the candles blow out. An older Agent Cooper (in his 50s or so) is sitting in a red-carpeted, red-curtained lounge. Laura Palmer is sitting a few chairs away from him, dressed in a slinky black dress and looking very elegant. There is a strange scraping noise - a distorted silhouette of a person, backlit against a doorway -- it seems to be shuddering somehow -- the scraping noise gets faster. Suddenly the distorted silhouette turns around. It's The Little Man From Another Place. The scraping sound was him rubbing his palms together. He's got a cheerful, wide smile, and he says (in twisted, reversed backwards English): Let's rock! He sits in one of the chairs. There is a pause. A black shadow drifts slowly over the red curtains, over their heads. Laura puts one finger next to her nose, looking significantly at Cooper. Then: LMFAP: [to Cooper] I've got good news. That gum you like is going to come back in style. [noticing Cooper staring at Laura] She's my cousin. But, doesn't she look almost exactly like Laura Palmer? Cooper: [to LMFAP] But she is Laura Palmer. [to Laura] Are you Laura Palmer? Laura: [arching her back weirdly] I feel like I know her, but sometimes my arms bend back. LMFAP: She's filled with secrets. Where we're from, the birds sing a pretty song, and there's always music in the air. Slow jazz music begins to play. The Little Man From Another Place stands and starts a jerky dance. Laura stands, crosses to Cooper, kisses him, and whispers something in his ear. -- Cooper jerks awake, with his special Cooper Cowlick pointing straight up. He calls Truman and says he knows who killed Laura Palmer - but it can wait till morning. week of Feb 27 ("last week," Shelly to Bobby, 2007) -- Shelly takes in a pair of Leo's boots for repair. There's a tape in the heel. 27 Feb (Monday) [Episode 1003 - 4/26/90, 8/25/90 Written by Harley Peyton Directed by Tina Rathborne] [Log Lady intro: There is a sadness in this world, for we are ignorant of many things. Yes we are ignorant of many beautiful things--things like the truth. So sadness, in our ignornace, is very real. The tears are real. What is this thing called a tear? There are even tiny ducts--tear ducts--to produce these tears should the sadness occur. Then the day when the sadness comes--then we ask: 'Will this sadness which makes me cry--will this sadness that makes me cry my heart out--will it ever end?' The answer, of course, is yes. One day the sadness will end.] 7:15 am (Cooper to Diane) -- Cooper meets with Audrey over breakfast and chat about OEJ and Laura. He then tells Truman and Lucy about his dream. [In actuality, he describes the ending to the European version]: C: Harry, let me tell you about a dream I had last night. T: Tibet? C: No... you were there. Lucy, so were you. Harry, my dream is a code waiting to be solved. Break the code, solve the crime. L: Break the code, solve the crime... C: In my dream, Sarah Palmer has a vision of her daughter's killer. Deputy Hawk sketched his picture. I got a phone call from a one-armed man named Mike. The killer's name was BOB. T: Mike and Bobby? C: No, different Mike, different BOB. They lived above a convenience store. They had a tatoo: Fire Walk With Me. Mike couldn't stand the killing anymore, so he cut off his arm. BOB vowed to kill again, so Mike shot him. Do you know where dreams come from? T: Not really. L: No, no. C: Acetylcholine neurons fire high voltage impulses into the forebrain. These impulses become pictures, the pictures become dreams - but no one knows why we choose these particular pictures. T: So what was the end of this dream? C: Suddenly it was 25 years later. I was old, sitting in a red room. There was a midget in a red suit and a beautiful woman. The little man told me that my favorite gum was coming back into style and didn't his cousin look exactly like Laura Palmer, which she did. T: What cousin? C: The beautiful woman. She's filled with secrets; sometimes her arms bend back; where she's from, the birds sing a pretty song, and there's always music in the air. The midget did a dance, Laura kissed me, and she whispered the name of the killer in my ear." T: Who was it? C: I don't remember. T, L: Damn. C: Harry, our job is simple - break the code, solve the crime. -- Fight at the morgue - Ben and Doc Hayward won't let Albert continue with his autopsy Albert: Mr. Horne, I realize that your position in this fair community pretty well guarantees venality, insincerity, and a rather irritating method of expressing yourself. Stupidity, however, is not a necessarily inherent trait. Therefore, please listen closely - you can have a funeral any old time. You dig a hole, you plant a coffin. I, however, cannot perform these tests next year, next month, next week or tomorrow - I must perform them now. I've got a lot of cutting and pasting to do, gentlemen, so why don't you please return to your porch rockers and resume whittling. {puts glasses on, starts up the drill, about to drill Laura's head} Doc: That does it, I'm taking charge of the body and you don't touch Laura from this moment on. {pulls the drill plug} A: {whips off the glasses, grabs Doc} The hell you - {Truman and Cooper arrive as Ben intervenes} C: Gentlemen, gentlemen! T: What's going on? D: Thank God. A: Cooper, this old fool is obstructing an investigation. Cuff 'im. D: He won't release Laura's body for the funeral - he's not human. T: What's the holdup? A: Please Cooper, I do not suffer fools gladly and fools with badges never. I want no interference from this hulking boob, is that clear? T: I've had just about enough of your insults. A: Well I've had enough of uh, morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells, and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you've had enough of me? T: Yes, I have. {socks Albert} Mid to late morning (?) -- Cousin Madeleine arrives to the strains of "Daddy!" on ItL -- Norma is told of Hank's pending parole -- Cooper and Truman talk to Leo -- Bobby and father have words again 12:27 pm (Cooper to Diane) -- Cooper and Truman leave for the funeral after Albert's autopsy report Laura was tied up twice, two kinds of twine. It was cocaine in her diary, waiting on the toxicology report. Traces of soap at the back of her neck. Died of numerous cuts. Plastic fragment found in stomach (portion of OEJ chip with the letter J, fax from Gordon to Cooper, 1004). Cooper won't sign Albert's report of Truman punching him. -- Ed and Nadine have a quiet moment. James declines to go to the funeral. -- Audrey checks on her family through a peephole. Ben and Sylvia fight over whether or not to take Johnny to the funeral. Dr. Jacoby comforts Johnny. Early afternoon -- Laura's funeral. James and Bobby fight. Leland freaks out. Evening (full moon) -- Shelly demonstrates Leland's coffin ride -- Truman, Hawk, and Ed talk to Cooper about someone running drugs into Twin Peaks, and about a sort of evil out in the woods -- Cooper meets the Bookhouse Boys (Truman, Ed, James, Joey, Hawk) and they question Bernard Renault at the Bookhouse. -- Jacques calls Leo for help. Shelly hides the gun. -- Catherine eavesdrops on Josie and Truman. Josie shows Harry the safe, but one of the ledgers is missing. Catherine has it. -- Cooper meets Jacoby at the cemetery -- Josie raises the possibility to Truman of Andrew having been murdered -- Cooper talks with Hawk about spirits and Laura at the Roadhouse, then the two take a drunken Leland home. 28 Feb (Tuesday) [Episode 1004 - 5/3/90, 9/1/90 Written by Robert Engels Directed by Tim Hunter] [Log Lady intro: Even the ones who laugh are sometimes caught without an answer: these creatures who introduce themselves but we swear we have met them somewhere before. Yes, look in the mirror. What do you see? Is it a dream, or a nightmare? Are we being introduced against our will? Are they mirrors? I can see the smoke. I can smell the fire. The battle is drawing nigh.] Morning -- Bernard Renault makes bail (Truman to Cooper) Day -- Andy sketches BOB from Sarah Palmer's description. She, at Leland's insistence, then describes her vision of someone digging up the necklace. Donna's thinking. -- Lucy watches ItL -- Cooper questions Jacoby -- Gordon calls Cooper. Andy shows the BOB sketch to Cooper. -- Hawk tracks down the OAM to the Timber Falls motel, where at the same time, Ben and Catherine are having a rendezvous, and are being staked out by Josie. Catherine says the bogus ledger has the mill turning a profit, and tells Ben where the real one is. She picks up a OEJ chip Ben drops. -- Cooper and the boys arrive. Andy drops his gun and it goes off. They question Philip Michael Gerard. His suitcase is full of shoes and he says he lost his arm in a car accident and his tattoo said "Mom" (Bob?). -- Audrey gets Donna to agree to help her find Laura's killer -- Norma goes to Hank's parole meeting, who's sporting a 3:3 domino -- Cooper and the boys visit the Lydecker Clinic and confiscate files -- Bobby has rendezvous with Shelly and she gives him Leo's bloody shirt -- Cooper, Truman, Hawk and Andy practice in the shooting range. Lucy's mad at Andy. -- James runs into Madeleine Ferguson at the RR diner, after speaking with Donna on the phone 5:00 pm (approx) (parole board'll call about 5) -- Norma gets a call from the prison. Hank is being paroled. -- Ben talks to Jerry about some Icelanders, then Audrey talks to Ben about learning the family business by starting work at the department store. Someone (Leo) calls Ben to meet him in half an hour. -- A fax arrives from Gordon with a reconstruction of the plastic piece found in Laura's stomach. Andy comes across the file on Waldo, a mynah bird belonging to Jacques Renault. The cops race to Jacques' apartment. They find Leo's bloody shirt there, planted by Bobby. 5:30 pm (approx) ("meet me in 1/2 an hour," Ben to Leo) -- Ben meets Leo by the river and they make plans about setting fire to the mill. Bernard's body is lying on the ground. Leo confesses to killing him and reports that frere Jacques is hiding out in Canada. Leo tapes this conversation. (tape, 2008) B: Nice touch, Leo. Bright red sports car for a secret meeting. Nice. Evening -- James and Donna go to the buried necklace and find it missing. An owl watches. Donna talks James out of going to the police. 12:50 am (clock on table) -- Pete chats with Josie and retires. She gets a call from Hank. Hawk sucks on a domino. 01 Mar (Wednesday) [Episode 1005 - 5/10/90, 9/8/90 Written by Mark Frost Directed by Lesli Linka Glatter] [Log Lady intro: I play my part on my stage. I tell what I can to form the perfect answer. But that answer cannot come before all are ready to hear. So I tell what I can to form the perfect answer. Sometimes my anger at the fire is evident. Sometimes it is not anger, really. It may appear as such, but could it be a clue? The fire I speak of is not a kind fire.] 4:28 am (Cooper to Diane) (full moon) -- Cooper is woken up by singing Icelanders Morning -- Cooper meets Audrey in the hotel restaurant -- Ben and Jerry discuss the Sons of Odin. Jerry's got a leg of lamb. -- Cooper meets Truman and Andy at Jacques' place. The blood on Leo's shirt is determined to be AB-. It doesn't match Laura's but matches Jacques'. 9:14 am (clock on wall) -- Lucy's out sick (Cooper to Lucy, 1006) -- Nadine is off to the patent office in Fairville -- Bobby has breakfast at Shelly's. Andy comes looking for Leo. Leo calls. -- Norma drops by Ed's and they agree to cool their relationship for awhile -- Audrey has her job interview at daddy's store. She threatens the manager Emory Battis and gets a job at the perfume counter. A: I'm Audrey Horne and I get what I want. Understand? -- James and Donna meet. His dad was a musician who ran off and his mom's an alcoholic. -- Cooper discovers Laura's ad in Fleshworld -- Madeleine meets with James and Donna at the RR and agrees to help them -- Hank, now out on parole, shows up at the RR to start work. Shelly watches ItL. -- The Briggs family goes to see Dr. Jacoby. Jacoby asks if Laura laughed and Bobby cried after the first time they had sex. Bobby says Laura made him sell drugs so she could get them. -- Cooper, Truman, Hawk, and Doc Hayward go hiking: As they approach the cabin, a crow lands on a nearby branch and eyes them. The Log Lady appears and the crow caws. LL: "It's about time you got here." {To no one in particular} "They move so slowly when they're not afraid. Come on, then, my log does not judge." { They follow her inside. } LL: "I've got tea. I've got cookies. No cake." Coop: "That's very kind ma'am, but I don't believe..." Hawk: "What kind of cookies?" LL: "Sugar. The owls won't see us in here." Doc: "A cup of tea would be very nice." LL: {To HST & Coop} "Shut your eyes and you'll burst into flames." HST: {Strolling to the table} "Thanks Margaret." LL: "We'll let it steep." { All sitting at the table. Coop goes for a cookie, and Margaret slaps his hand. } LL: "Wait for the tea. The fish aren't running." HST: "You've been expecting us, Margaret?" LL: "You're two days late, but that's your concern. My log saw something, something significant." HST: "What did your log see?" LL: "Tea first. Then be ready." "My husband was a logging man. He met the devil. Fire is the devil hiding like a coward in the smoke." Doc: "It was the day after the wedding, wasn't it Margaret?" Hawk: "The wood holds many spirits, doesn't it Margaret?" LL: {Gesturing with log to Coop} "You can ask it now." Coop: "What did you see that night - the night Laura Palmer was killed." LL: "I'll do the talking." "Dark. Laughing. The owls were flying. Many things were blocked. Laughing. Two men. Two girls. Flashlights pass by the woods over the ridge. The owls were near. The dark was pressing in on her. Quiet then. Later, footsteps. One man passed by. Screams. Far away. Terrible. Terrible. One voice." Coop: "Man or girl?" LL: "Girl. Further up over the ridge, the owls were silent." { As they leave on the way to discovering Jacques' cabin, the crow leaves the branch it has been on all this time and follows, landing on a branch when they stop once again. We get a close-up of its blinking eye. } 4:00 pm (cuckoo clock) -- Cooper, Truman, Hawk, and Doc find Jacques' cabin and discover clues given to Cooper in his dream - music, red drapes, twine, blood, OEJ chip missing the J portion. Evening -- Party at the Great Northern for the Icelanders. Ben and Catherine meet in private, Audrey eavesdrops. Catherine confronts Ben about the OEJ chip, slaps him 3 times, says lets burn the mill now. -- Leland freaks out to music -- Madeleine calls Donna (499-2525). She found a tape of Laura's. -- Back at the party, Ben surreptitiously meets with Josie. She found the ledger where he said it would be. Ben: "we can proceed. Tomorrow night." -- Leo gets home and is beat up by Hank. "I told you to mind the store, not open up your own franchise." Leo gets pissed at Shelly who shoots him. -- Cooper arrives back at his room to find Audrey in his bed [Episode 1006 - 5/17/90, 9/8/90 Written by Harley Peyton Directed by Caleb Deschanel] [Log lady intro: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Yet there are those who open many eyes. Eyes are the mirror of the soul, someone has said. So we look closely at the eyes to see the nature of the soul. Sometimes when we see the eyes--those horrible times when we see the eyes, eyes that... that have no soul--then we know a darkness, then we wonder: where is the beauty? There is none if the eyes are soulless.] Wednesday evening (continued) (1/2 moon) -- Cooper has a talk (and that's all) with Audrey 02 Mar (Thursday) Morning -- Andy arrives at the station. Lucy won't talk to him and gets a call from a doctor. -- Cooper, Truman, and Doc Hayward are trying to get Waldo to speak -- Hawk shows up with a forensics report on Jacques' cabin and says that Jacques is now working as a dealer at OEJ. There were definitely 3 guests at Jacques' cabin - Laura, Ronette, and Leo. Afternoon -- Leo spots Bobby arriving at his house to see Shelly. She tells him she shot Leo. Leo then takes off when he hears on the police band radio about Waldo. -- Maddy, Donna, and James listen to the tape that Maddy found. What's up doc? Just a few words before I go to sleep. I feel like I'm gonna dream tonight. Big bad ones, you know? The kind you like. It's easier talking into the recorder. I guess I feel like I can say anything. All my secrets - the naked ones. I know you like those, doc. I know you like me too. That'll be my little secret, okay? Just like your little coconut. Why is it so easy to make men like me? And I don't even have to try very hard. Maybe if it was harder - They plot to get the missing tape (2/23) they believe Jacoby has. -- Audrey and another girl, Jenny, are working the perfume counter at Horne's. Audrey hides in manager Emory Battis' office to listen in on his conversation with Jenny concerning her sideline work at OEJ. -- Cooper receives his ear plugs (Cooper to Diane, 1007) 12:10 pm (clock on wall) -- At the RR Diner, Hank palms a lighter that a customer left, and has thoughts about Big Ed after a talk with Shelly. Truman comes in with Cooper and warns Hank to keep clean. -- Audrey gets Black Rose's number from Jenny -- Nadine is home watching "Invitation to Love" and feeling miserable because the patent attorney she went to didn't like her drape runner idea. Ed comes in, comforts her, and encourages her to keep trying. -- Truman stops by Josie's and asks about her being at the Timber Falls Motel on Tuesday. She tries to deny it but then tells him about Ben and Catherine and about overhearing Catherine's plan to burn the mill. -- Letter from Harold to Donna (Look into the Meals on Wheels) arrives at the RR (Norma to Donna, 2001) Evening (Cooper to Truman) -- Truman and Ed rendezvous with Cooper at the hotel. Truman tells Cooper about Josie's problem. Cooper seems suspicious. Audrey shows up looking for Cooper just as they leave. -- Mr. Neff, an insurance agent, shows up at Catherine's about an unsigned policy. Josie was to get $1,000,000 upon Catherine's death. Neff offers to help Catherine. -- Catherine finds her bogus ledger missing -- Audrey leaves a note under Cooper's door and notices an Asian man (Tojamura's assistant) checking in a couple of doors down from Cooper -- Leo shoots Waldo and drives off, but not before Waldo's last words are recorded. "Laura, Laura, don't go there. Hurting me, hurting me. Stop it, stop it, stop it. Leo, no, Leo no." -- Cooper and Ed show up at OEJ posing as "Fred and Barney" and meet Blackie. Ed craps, Cooper jacks. -- Maddy sneaks out, though she is seen by Leland, to meet James and Donna. -- Ben and Jerry eat ice cream, then Jerry goes off with the Icelanders to OEJ for a signing party for the Ghostwood deal -- Ben calls Josie about Catherine. Josie says she'll "get Catherine there" and that it is "planned for tonight." -- Audrey meets Blackie. She ties a cherry stem into a knot with her tongue, and is hired at OEJ -- Jacques relieves the previous dealer at the blackjack table where Cooper is playing -- Dr. Jacoby is watching ItL on tv when he gets a call from "Laura." At the gazebo, Maddy, disguised as Laura, is waiting with James and Donna and Bobby is watching them. The whole tableaux is being watched by a mysterious heavy breather. -- Jacoby takes off to find out what's going on with "Laura" while James and Donna sneak into his office to search for the missing tape. Bobby has followed them there and sticks a bag of cocaine in James' gas tank. [Episode 1007 - 5/23/90, 9/15/90 Written and directed by Mark Frost] [Log Lady intro: A drunken man walks in a way that is quite impossible for a sober man to imitate, and vice versa. An evil man has a way, no matter how clever--to the trained eye, his way will show itself. Am I being too secretive? No. One can never answer questions at the wrong moment. Life, like music, has a rhythm. This particular song will end with three sharp notes, like deathly drumbeats.] Thursday evening/Friday morning (continued) -- James and Donna enter Jacoby's place, find paper umbrellas, the (slightly different) missing tape and half the locket on a chain -- Jacoby, watching "Laura" is beaten by person unknown (Leland). He smells scorched engine oil (Jacoby to Cooper, 2003) -- Audrey meets with Blackie and notices Cooper on a monitor -- Cooper talks with Jacques, sets him up. Jacques says the bird had a thing for Laura. Leo put a chip in Laura's mouth while the bird was attacking her and said, "bite the bullet, baby." -- Leo kidnaps Shelly -- Jacques arrested, struggles, is about to shoot Truman when Andy shoots him -- James, Maddy, and Donna listen to the tape, as Will takes off for a hospital emergency. "Hey what's up doc? It's Laura, in case you haven't guessed. It's Thursday the 23rd and I'm so bored. Actually, I'm in kind of a weird mood. God, James is sweet, but he's so dumb. And right now I can only take so much of sweet. Hey, remember that mystery man I told you about? Well, if I tell you his name then you're gonna be in trouble. He wouldn't be such a mystery man anymore, but you might be history, man. I think a couple of times he's tried to kill me. But guess what? As you know, I sure got off on it. Isn't sex weird? This guy can really light my F-I-R-E. He's a red corvette... Uh oh, here comes mom with milk and cookies. Later, Lawrence. Bye bye." -- Leo prepares to burn the mill with Shelly tied up in it. Timer set for one hour. -- Nadine writes a note and takes pills -- Hank receives $90,000 from Josie for the job 18 months ago. He says doing business with someone is for life and slits both their thumbs. -- Catherine is upset. She can't find the ledger. She deviously asks for Pete's help. -- Ed, Hawk, and Andy tell other deputies what happened within earshot of Lucy. Andy makes his move and she announces she is pregnant. -- Lucy receives call from "Leo" (Bobby) to check out James. "He's an easy rider." -- Cooper and Truman question Jacques. He was in the cabin with Leo, Laura, and Ronette. He and Leo had fought and had hit him with a whisky bottle. -- Hayward tells Cooper and Truman that Jacoby said he saw Laura at the gazebo before he passed out -- Catherine gets a call from Hank. "It's at the mill, what you're looking for." -- Hank tries to sweet talk Norma 3:25 am (clock on wall) -- Ed finds Nadine unconscious. He calls for an ambulance. The address is 422 Riverside. -- Lucy gives message to Cooper and Truman from Leo (Bobby). Leland asks Truman about a suspect. -- James gives Cooper Laura's tape. Cooper tells him Jacoby is in the hospital and confronts him about the cocaine found in his gas tank. -- Icelanders (Einar Thorson) sign the Ghostwood contract -- Ben tells Hank to proceed -- Bobby goes to see Shelly, is attacked by Leo, who is shot by Hank -- Catherine finds Shelly and frees her. Fire starts. C: I can't understand a word you're saying... you have a thing in your mouth! -- Leland kills Jacques. Jacoby sees him. (Jacoby to Cooper, 2003) -- Pete goes into burning sawmill after Catherine -- Ben signs the contract and goes to see the new girl (Audrey) "Close your eyes. This is the stuff as dreams are made of." 4:37 am (Cooper to Diane) -- Cooper returns to his room, notices the quiet, picks up a note addressed, "My special agent," receives a phone call from Andy and is shot by person unknown. It's Josie (2016). -- Briggs receives the message "The owls are not what they seem" ("around the time I was shot," Cooper to Briggs, 2002) (approx) -- Windom Earle escapes from the mental institution. (Albert arrives on Friday and tells Cooper on Saturday.) 03 Mar (Friday) [Episode 2001 - 9/30/90 Written by Mark Frost Directed by David Lynch] [Log Lady intro: Hello again. Can you see through a wall? Can you see through human skin? X-rays see through solid, or so-called solid objects. There are things in life that exist, and yet our eyes cannot see them. Have you ever seen something startling that others cannot see? Why are some things kept from our vision? Is life a puzzle? I am filled with questions. Sometimes my questions are answered. In my heart, I can tell if the answer is correct. I am my own judge. In a dream, are all the characters really you? Different aspects of you? Do answers come in dreams? One more thing: I grew up in the woods. I understand many things because of the woods. Trees standing together, growing alongside one another, providing so much. I chew pitch gum. On the outside, let's say of the ponderosa pine, sometimes pitch oozes out. Runny pitch is no good to chew. Hard, brittle pitch is no good. But in between there exists a firm, slightly crusted pitch with such a flavor. This is the pitch I chew.] Early morning (4:45? am) -- Room service waiter delivers Cooper's warm milk, hangs up phone on Andy. "I've heard about you." -- The Giant appears: G: I will tell you three things. If I tell them to you and they come true, then will you believe me? C: Who's that? G: Think of me as a friend. C: Where do you come from? G: {Shaking head} The question is: where have you gone? The 1st thing I will tell you is: There's a man in a smiling bag. C: Man in a smiling bag... G: The 2nd thing is: The owl's are not what they seem. The 3rd thing is: Without chemicals, he points. C: What do these things mean? G: This is all I'm permitted to say. Give me your ring. I will return it to you when you find these things to be true. {Takes Coop's ring} We want to help. C: Who's we? G: One last thing. Leo locked inside Hungry Horse. There's a clue at Leo's house. You _will_ require medical attention. -- Jerry gives heroin to Blackie -- Audrey evades Ben, Jerry calls him away: Brother Ben, we got an S-N-A-G. -- Cooper tells Diane things he'd like to've done until Andy, Hawk, and Truman arrive 7:45 am (Doc to Cooper) -- Lucy updates Cooper. Truman and Doc Hayward are present. C: Doc, when the will is invoked, the recuperative powers of the physical body are simply extraordinary. Just give me a couple of hours to get dressed. -- Shelly, in her hospital bed, cries for Bobby Morning -- Cooper sees Jacques' body wheeled away in a bag C: Is that bag smiling? Truman: Smiling? Lucy: What's there to smile about? -- Ronette has a vision, "Laura..." Day -- Sarah asks Maddy if she misses Beth (her mom). Maddy describes her dream (the rug) and Leland sports a new 'do, singing Mairzy Doats: Mairzy doats and dozy doats and little lambzy divy. A kiddly divy, too, wooden shoe? Now if the words sounds queer, and funny to your ear, a little bit jumbled and jivy, Sing: Mares eat oats and does eats oats and little lambs eat ivy. A kid'll eat ivy, too, wouldn't you? Maddy sees something in the rug. [BOB in the European TV version] -- Ben and Jerry talk. Ben wants to know about Catherine and Leo's status. Leland arrives, singing Mairzy Doats. The brothers dance. -- Cooper determines what happened at Leo's. C: Sheriff, get your mind off Shelly - for a moment. Hawk finds a tarp smelling of gasoline. Albert and team arrive. Andy steps on a board and walks like a chicken, underneath are a pair of Circle Brand boots and cocaine. A: And it's another great moment in law enforcement history. -- "Hot _damn_, that pie's good!" -- Maddy meets with Donna at the RR and gives her Laura's shades that she wanted and breaks her own. They agree to keep it quiet about the happenings last night at the gazebo. D: Maybe the sun won't go up tomorrow if you wash your hair. Think like that and you're gonna go crazy. Norma gives Donna a letter that got to the RR "yesterday:" Look into the Meals on Wheels. The log lady spits out her gum. -- Albert examines Cooper: "You were shot by a right handed person 5 foot 6 to 5 foot 10 inches tall at a distance of less than 3 feet." Cooper tries to get Albert to open up to the locals. A: Great. After the square dance, maybe we can all take a hayride. Andy reports that Leo was in jail in Hungry Horse, Montana on 2/9/88. A: Where do they keep his water dish? -- The OAM arrives at the station to "sell shoes" to Truman (to Lucy) -- Truman questions James. Cooper demands and gets the locket on a thong from James. C: Jacoby! I didn't figure he had anything to do with this at all. Sometimes, you just get lucky. -- Donna arrives at the station in Laura's shades, smoking and meets James in his cell. J: When did you start smoking? D: I smoke every once in a while. Helps relieve tension. J: When did you get so tense? D: When I started smoking. -- Cooper has Andy and Lucy look through the back issues of the last three years of Fleshworld for Teresa Banks. C to D: Diane, just received the back issues of Fleshworld. Good work. It's nice to see some cooperation with the law especially from a company that preys on human weaknesses. -- Hayward examines Jacoby, who's reeling from the hospital food. Cooper and Truman arrive. Cooper confronts Jacoby with the locket on a thong. C: I don't want any baloney, magic tricks or psychological mumbo jumbo. Jacoby said the night after Laura died, he followed Leo, lost him, saw and followed James and Donna and dug up the locket. J: Laura was, was in fact, no she was living a double life. Two people. Yeah, but then, then when I saw her that last time, she I dunno, she seemed to've reached a kind of peace with herself. Now I believe that what she in fact, she had arrived at was the decision to end her life. T: Are you saying Laura wanted to die? C: Doctor, Laura Palmer did not commit suicide. J: No, no, but maybe she allowed herself to be killed. Jacoby says he smelled scorched engine oil the night before. (In fact it was at the gazebo, Jacoby to Cooper under hypnosis, 2003) -- Bobby visits Shelly, brings her flowers -- Cooper, Truman, and Albert spot Bobby in the hospital. A: Sheriff Truman, to see this kind of investigative genius at work is just a real treat for me. They meet Ed in the hall. Ed: I never believed in fate, Agent Cooper. Always felt, you make your own way, you take care of your own, and you pick up after yourself. Albert: Farmer's Almanac? Cooper: Albert, I would like to speak to Ed. Truman: Albert, I'll buy you a cup of coffee. Ed tells his tale of how he was with Norma but married Nadine and shot her eye out accidently on their honeymoon. James drops by. Cooper sees the smiling bag. Albert goes to check in at the Great Northern. C: Harry, when Albert finishes up at the Great Northern, we'll meet back at the station. I'm ready to lay the whole thing out. T: Rocks and bottles? C: Chalk and blackboard will be just fine. T: Jelly donuts? C: Harry, that goes without saying. -- Doc to Nurse: Nurse, I really mean it. You better speak to that kitchen. Pete is disgusted by the hospital food. -- Norma visits Shelly in her room, then sees Ed caring over Nadine -- Bobby runs into his father at the RR: MB: "Bobby, may I share something with you?" BB: "Okay." MB: "A vision I had in my sleep last night, as distinguished from a dream, which is mere sorting and cataloguing of the day's events by the subconscious. This was a vision, fresh and clear as a mountain stream, the mind revealing itself to itself. In my vision, I was on the veranda of a vast estate, a palazzo of some fantastic proportion. There seemed to emanate from it a light from within, this gleaming, radiant marble. I'd known this place. I had in fact been born and raised there. This was my first return. A reunion with the deepest well-springs of my being. Wandering about, I noticed happily that the house had been immaculately maintained. There'd been added a number of additional rooms, but in a way that blended so seamlessly with the original construction, one would never detect any difference. Returning to the house's grand foyer, there came a knock at the door. My son was standing there. He was happy and carefree, clearly living a life of deep harmony and joy. We embraced, a warm and loving embrace, nothing withheld. We were, in this moment, one. My vision ended and I awoke with a tremendous feeling of optimism and confidence in you and your future. That was my vision of you. I'm so glad to have had this opportunity to share it with you. I wish you nothing but the very best in all things." BB: "Thank you Dad." Bobby appears moved. Hank asks Briggs how the pie was and salutes him. -- Norma won't talk about Shelly and Bobby recognizes Hank as he who shot Leo. -- Cooper and Albert tell their theory of what happened on 2/23: C: The night Laura Palmer was killed, it appears she made 2 appointments. In her diary, she had written, "Nervous about meeting J. tonight." I now believe this was a reference to James Hurley. She was nervous because she planned to tell him she didn't want to see him anymore. Before she snuck out of the house, she received a phone call. A: We believe it was Leo Johnson making a second appointment for some time later that night. C: Laura met James, was with him until 12:30 when, at the intersection of Sparkwood and 21, she jumped from the bike and ran into the woods. We believe that it was there that she met up with Jacques Renault, Leo Johnson and Ronette Pulaski. Together they drove to the foot of the trail leading to Jacques' cabin. They climbed the trail, they were heard passing by the cabin of the Log Lady. They reached Jacques Renault's cabin at approximately 1 am. Drugs and alcohol were consumed. Laura was tied up and had sexual relations with both Leo and Jacques. Waldo the bird was let out of his cage and attacked Laura. Leo and Jacques fought. Jacques went outside and passed out. When he came to, Leo and the girls were gone. We believe Leo hiked back down the trail to his Corvette alone, leaving the girls behind. A: The reason being, there was a third man. C: Deputy Hawk found evidence of a third man outside the window of Jacques' cabin. A: The third man took Laura and Ronette to the train car, where they were tied up. Laura for the 2nd time, Ronette for the 1st. C: Using a blunt object, the killer hit Ronette and knocked her unconscious. He must've been so intent on killing Laura, he didn't realize that Ronette regained consciousness and escaped. A: He either didn't know or he didn't care. He made a small mound of dirt and put the half heart necklace of Laura's on top. He then placed a small cut out letter R under the nail of her left ring finger. You'll recall he placed the letter T under the fingernail of Teresa Banks. He, uh, left a note written in blood, "Fire, walk with me." C: Here's the interesting thing. The blood on the note was tested. It doesn't match Leo's, Jacques', Laura's or Ronette's. A: So we surmise the killer wrote the note in his own blood. It's a rare type, AB negative. The towel that Deputy Hawk found five miles down the tracks was soaked in blood of that type. He also found, near the towel, scraps of faded paper. C: The scraps may have been left by the killer. They'll be sent back to Washington DC for testing. {Andy cries} A: I know, Andy, I know, I know, I know. It's what we call a real three hanky crime. Andy: Albert Roserfelt. I don't like the way you talk smart about Sheriff Truman or anybody. You just shut your mouth! {Exits} C: Laura Palmer is dead. Jacques Renault is dead. Ronette Pulaski and Leo Johnson are in comas. Waldo the bird is dead. This leaves only the third man. -- Truman gives Pete a ride home. P: This smoke inhalation is nasty business. I feel like somebody taped my lips to the tailpipe of a bus. Josie left a note; she went to Seattle, she goes shopping every 3 months. An Asian man (Jonathan) calls, asking for her, then he makes a collect call to Hong Kong. -- Ben and Jerry meet with Hank. Hank confirms he put Catherine in the mill and shot Leo. H: He was chopping wood. J: Chopping wood? Inside? H: Yeah, you know Leo. J: Wait a minute. Chopping wood? Inside?! H: Yeah. You know Leo. They hope to frame the arson on her and Leo. B: Hank, leave the creative thinking to the brothers Horne. You're a bicep. Relax, until we say "flex." -- Audrey meets with Blackie, who's not pleased with her not satisfying the owner -- Andrew helps out Catherine to survive (Catherine to Pete, 2014) Night -- Donna calls Norma about taking over Laura's Meals on Wheels route. She'll use the RR station wagon. -- At the Hayward Supper Club, Gersten plays the piano and Harriet recites a poem: "It was Laura And I saw her glowing. In the dark woods, I saw her smiling. We were crying And I saw her laughing. In our sadness, I saw her dancing. It was Laura Living in my dreams. It was Laura. The glow was life. Her smile was to say It was all right to cry. The woods was our sadness. The dance was her calling. It was Laura And she came to kiss me goodbye." Donna sits on her hands. Leland sings "Get Happy" and collapses. 11:55 pm (Cooper to Diane) -- Cooper goes to bed. C to D: I'm dog tired. A man can only go long without submitting to a period of rest. For as we know from experiments conducted on American GI's during the Korean War, sleep deprivation is a one way ticket to temporary psychosis. And I'm working on a 3 day jag. -- Audrey prays for Cooper -- The Giant returns: G: "Sorry to wake you." C: "I'm not dreaming." G: "I forgot to tell you something." C: "You were right about the smiling bag." G: "The things I tell you will not be wrong. Better to listen then to talk." C: "I believe you." G: "Don't search for all the answers at once. A path is formed by laying one stone at a time. One person saw the third man. Three have seen him, yes. But not his body. One only, known to you, ready now to talk. One more thing: you forgot something." C: "What?" { Flash of green gets zapped into Coop. He lies alone in the dark, blinking. } -- Ronette has a vision. Train car, BOB with dead Laura and the mound of dirt. BOB running, teeth clamping down. Laura screaming, BOB pounding. Laura dead, BOB laughing. 04 Mar (Saturday) [Episode 2002 - 10/6/90 Written by Harley Peyton Directed by David Lynch] [Log Lady intro: As above, so below. The human being finds himself, or herself, in the middle. There is as much space outside the human, proportionately, as inside. Stars, moons, and planets remind us of proton, neutrons, and electrons. Is there a bigger being walking with all the stars within? Does our thinking affect what goes on outside us, and what goes on inside us? I think it does. Where does creamed corn figure into the workings of the universe? What really *is* creamed corn? Is it a symbol for something else?] Morning -- Cooper talks to Albert about Tibet over breakfast: C: Buddhist tradition first came to the land of snow in the fifth century AD. The first Tibetan came to be touched by the Dharma was King Hathatha Rignamputsan. He and succeeding generations came to be collectively called the Happy Generations. Now some historians place them in the Water Snake Year, two-thirteen AD; others in the year of the water ox 173 AD. Amazing isn't it? The Happy Generations. A: Agent Cooper, I am thrilled to pieces that the Dharama came to King Hohoho, I really am, but right now I am trying hard to focus on the more immediate problems of our own century right here in Twin Peaks. C: Albert, you'd be surprised at the connection between the two. A: Color me amazed. Albert tells of Cooper's ex-partner Windom Earle escaping from a mental institution. The Asian man (Jonathan) watches Cooper drink coffee. A: I performed the autopsy on Jacques Renault. Stomach contents revealed, let's see. Beer cans, a Maryland license plate, half a bicycle tire, a gota, and a small wooden puppet. Goes by the name of Pinocchio. C: Albert, you're making a joke. A: I like to think of myself as one of the happy generations. 9:00 am (Donna to Norma, 2001) -- Donna meets Norma regarding Meals on Wheels Afternoon -- Donna delivers a meal to Mrs. Tremond/Chalfont. "I requested no creamed corn. Do you see creamed corn on this plate?" Her grandson makes the creamed corn disappear. "Sometimes things can happen just like this." "J'ai une a^me solitaire." Tremond/Chalfont mentions Harold next door and Donna leaves a note under his door. "She seemed like a very nice girl." -- Cooper and Truman see Ronette and wrestle with the stools. They show sketches of Leo and BOB to her. She reacts violently to the second. "Tr- tr- tr-" -- Ben and Jerry contemplate over which ledger to burn then decide to roast marshmallows -- Andy fights scotch tape at the RR. The Log Lady enters and Norma tells not to spit her gum out in the restaurant so she swallows it. LL: You wear shiny objects on your chest. Major: Yes, I do. LL: Are you proud? M: No, achievement is its own reward. Pride obscures it. Cream? The Log Lady then tells the Major to "deliver the message" and chews her gum again. -- Andy tells Lucy he's sterile: Listen to me, Lucy Moran, you just listen. When the Takoma Sperm Bank was looking for donors, naturally I applied. It's my civic duty and I like whales. A routine physical examination revealed that I'm sterile. Sure I thought it meant I didn't have to take a bath, but the doctors told me the truth. They told me I can't have babies. So what I wanna know now is why are you having one and how? -- Hank sees Cooper and Truman, signs his parole form. Hank was a Bookhouse Boy. Ben calls: Audrey's missing. -- Jerry shows Ben the unsigned insurance policy. Ben calls Einar Thorson - Leland's already called. Leland recognizes Bob; he lived next door to his grandfather's summer home on Pearl Lake. B: Jerry? Please kill leland. J: Is this real Ben? Or some strange and twisted dream? 8:08 pm (clock on wall) -- Shelly sees Leo on life support. Norma's waiting to drive her home. -- Lucy gets a call but hangs up on him because he remains anonymous -- At OEJ, Audrey questions Battis. He recruited Laura and Ronette to work at OEJ. Laura used drugs one weekend so they got rid of her. -- Bobby and Shelly scheme over Leo Night -- Cooper reports Windom Earle's flight to Diane. The Major visits. BRIGGS: I have a message for you. COOPER: From whom? BRIGGS: I'm not at liberty to reveal the nature of my work. This secrecy pains me from time to time. Any bureaucracy that functions in secret inevitably lends itself to corruption. But these rules I have pledged to uphold and I believe a pledge is sacred. Briggs shows Cooper the message: /THE/OWLS/ARE/NOT/WHAT/THEY/SEEM/ It came from the woods of Twin Peaks (Riley to Cooper, 2012) -- James sings with Donna and Maddy. James and Maddy exchange looks, Donna gets jealous, then gets a call from Harold Smith. Maddy sees BOB, who climbs over the sofa to her, brushing and rotating the vase on the coffee table to exactly the position it was before the vision. -- Cooper dreams. Giant, Ronette, walking man. "The owls are not what they seem," says the Giant. Flash. "The owls are not what they seem," says Briggs. Flash. Giant. BOB with owl superimposed on his face. Sarah on the stairs. The walking man is BOB. He is awoken by a call from Audrey. She is caught by Blackie. -- Nadine rips two pairs of leather restraints at the hospital (Will to Ed, 2003) 05 Mar (Sunday) [Episode 2003 - 10/13/90 Written by Robert Engels Directed by Lesli Linka Glatter] [Log Lady intro: Letters are symbols. They are building blocks of words which form our languages. Languages help us communicate. Even with complicated languages used by intelligent people, misunderstanding is a common occurrence. We write things down sometimes--letters, words--hoping they will serve us and those with whom we wish to communicate. Letters and words, calling out for understanding.] 6:40 am (clock on wall) -- Ronette is in the throes of a violent seizure. Truman turns off a machine by her bed, then tells Cooper and Albert, who have just arrived, that she took out her IV, which is colored blue. Cooper pulls out a 'B' from under Ronette's fingernail. -- Cooper enlightens Albert and Truman about his visitations from the Giant. T: You saw a giant? C: Yes. A: Any relation to the dwarf? -- Andy calls in sick today (Hawk to Lucy) 12:30 pm (?) (Harold's watch) -- Donna visits Harold, who gives her a flower to put on Laura's grave. He's known Laura since she started the Meals on Wheels. She pulls on a piece of paper sticking out of a drawer. -- Cooper and Truman discuss BOB. R B T Albert reports: the B from Ronette's Mrs. Palmer finger was from a Fleshworld. Maddy ----===========---- Cooper The cocaine found in James' cycle Ronette matches that found in Leo's house and Jacques' car. Cooper was shot with a Walther PPK. Albert and Truman trade words: ALBERT: You listen to me. While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is that I am a nay-sayer and hatchet man in the fight against violence. I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another, because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King. My concerns are global. I reject absolutely revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method...is love. I love you, Sheriff Truman. COOPER: Albert's path is a strange and difficult one. -- James is released -- Lucy looks for words with R, B, and T. Richard Tremayne, her lunch date, arrives at the station. Hawk offers two more words: prohibited, robot. -- Leland drops by and tells Cooper, Truman, and Hawk about the man in the sketch - he lived in a white house, across a vacant lot from his grandfather's place on Pearl Lakes. His name was Robertson and he used to flick matches at him, "you wanna play with fire, little boy?" Leland flicks a match nicely himself into an ashtray. Cooper picks it up and blows it out. Afternoon -- Andy buys boots from the OAM while he was waiting (Andy to Cooper, 2004) -- At the RR, Lucy and Dick have words over lunch. They used to go out every Thursday night for three months, but he hasn't called in 6 weeks, since their encounter in Horne's Home Furnishings. She tells him of her pregnancy. -- James and Maddy discuss Donna. She arrives at an opportune moment, while they're holding hands, and storms out. -- Emory videotapes Audrey as Blackie shoots her up -- The OAM shows shoes to Truman, sees the sketch of BOB, gets dizzy and heads for the bathroom -- Shelly drops by the station and tells Cooper and Truman she won't give a statement against Leo. Cooper smells an insurance scam and wonders who's behind it. -- The OAM has spasms in the toilet stall, flushes the toilet and the spasms cease. He drops his needle. Mike takes over. -- Cooper meets Ben at the Great Northern, who tells him to watch his step with Audrey. The Asian Man (Jonathan) watches and follows Cooper. -- Jean Renault gives Audrey some English caramel -- Emory recognizes Cooper on the monitor. Jean and Nancy, Blackie's sister, arrive. They and Blackie scheme. Jean wants Cooper and Blackie wants money. He'll be the go-between for 30%. -- Truman gets a call from Pete - Josie will be back tomorrow afternoon. Hawk has information about the white house - it's boarded up and no name on the mailbox. Truman tells Cooper about the OAM and flinches when Cooper reminds him that in his dream, the OAM knew BOB. Cooper finds the needle in the bathroom. C: 'Without chemicals, he points.' 4:15 (?) (clock on wall) -- Ed visits Nadine who is strapped to her bed. He sings to her, and she breaks her straps and wakes up. She's 18. -- Cooper and Truman visit Jacoby in his hospital room. His wife, Eolani, is there. Hypnotized, he says he smelled engine oil at the park, and he saw Jacques' killer Night (full moon) -- Donna brings Harold's flower to Laura's grave and has a one-way conversation with her -- James sees Maddy at the Palmer home. He's depressed since his mom came home. Donna once again catches them at another opportune moment. -- Maddy cries to Leland, "Everybody thinks I'm Laura, but I'm not!" Cooper and Truman arrive to arrest Leland for the murder of Jacques. -- Donna goes over to Harold's and finds Laura's secret diary next to a knife 06 Mar (Monday) [Episode 2004 - 10/20/90 Written by Jerry Stahl and Mark Frost, Harley Peyton, Robert Engels Directed by Todd Holland] [Log Lady intro: Miscommunication sometimes leads to arguments, and arugments sometimes lead to fights. Anger is usually present in arguments and fights. Anger is an emotion, usually classified as a negative emotion. Negative emotions can cause severe problems in our environment and to the health of our body. Happiness, usually classified as a positive emotion, can bring good health to our body, and spread positive vibrations into our environment. Sometimes when we are ill, we are not on our best behavior. By ill, I mean any of the following: physically ill, emotionally ill, mentally ill, and/or spiritually ill.] Early morning -- Cooper and Truman question Leland, who admits to killing Jacques -- Doc Hayward and Andy discuss Andy's sterility. Doc asks for another sample. Andy, with a copy of Fleshworld, runs into Lucy on the way to the restroom. -- Truman tells Cooper no one named Robertson ever lived in the white house. Andy runs into a deputy, "Sorry, Bob." Cooper notices Andy's wearing Circle Brand Boots. "Not even 9:30" (Ben to Louie) -- Louie tells Ben that travel critic M. T. Wentz is coming to town -- Jean, who "sells insurance to small businesses," visits Ben with the video of Audrey and the condition that Cooper bring the ransom money Afternoon -- Donna picks up lunches from the RR -- Norma tells Hank about M. T. Wentz. He says there's enough time and takes off. -- At Harold's, he shows Donna the secret diary and reads from it. Donna suggests giving it to the sheriff but Harold disagrees. -- Ben shows the Audrey video to Cooper and asks him to deliver the money -- Josie returns -- At OEJ, Emory brings Audrey to Jean. Audrey says Emory hit him. Jean kills Emory. -- Andy approaches Lucy. Cooper has a talk with her. -- Cooper asks Truman a favor. He needs the best Bookhouse Boy. 7:05 (clock on wall) (1/2 moon) -- Hank and Norma patronize a large man at the RR. Hank lifts his billfold and finds it is Daryl Lodwick, District Attorney. -- Donna meets Maddy at the RR and asks her help in getting the secret diary -- Truman confronts Josie about the mill, she seduces him on the couch. A mystery man (Jonathan) watches outside the window in the rain. -- Judge Clinton Sternwood arrives at the station and meets Lucy, Cooper and the sheriff. -- Dick Tremayne arrives, offers Lucy money for an abortion, and is kicked out by her. -- Andy, who overhears Lucy crying, brings in Leland to meet with the Judge. Sid arrives. Evening -- Ben bows to Mr. Tojamura who checks in. Louie calls Norma - she thinks it's M. T. Wentz. -- Josie introduces her cousin Jonathan to Pete. Jonathan tells Josie her job is to sell the mill and she is expected in Hong Kong by Mr. Eckhardt. 9:30 pm -- Truman meets Cooper at the Roadhouse -- Hank at the RR gets a visit from the Asian Man (Jonathan) and is beat up 07 Mar (Tuesday) [Episode 2005 - 10/27/90 Written by Barry Pullman Directed by